2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[windymiller]

….i’ve done 2 April Fool threads on this forum;

April 1st 2024; Dyche Sacked. Turns out it wasn’t an April fool, it actually happened.
April 1st 2025; DCL signs New Contract; maybe it wasn’t an April Fool, it could also happen.

For April 1st 2026 can you do one about Everton winning the league, please. And also one about a windmill operator from Camberwick Green meeting Winona Ryder. Please and thank you.