You know what you can do with your pesky facts
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The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
28 years old. Not like he's gonna get any better. Just let him go and move on.
dixiesdisciple
Player Valuation: £8m
If we keep him we can at least sell him would be my only positive. I do think he’d be much better in a Moyes team that puts crosses into the box though, so there is that
Nobody wants to sign him to a free a contract so he's come back to us and started negotiating again. What is going to make someone give us a fee for him?
Ferguson1878
Player Valuation: £35m
Just reminded me I lent that to me brother and never got it back
This has to be the plan.
Wrap him up in Cotton wool until November, then get him psyched/kloppozaded up to go on a purple patch of form in the run up to Jan, then hope some dimwit relegation threatened club stump up the £££ before he breaks again.
AMIRITE????
se queda
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
….i’ve done 2 April Fool threads on this forum;
April 1st 2024; Dyche Sacked. Turns out it wasn’t an April fool, it actually happened.
April 1st 2025; DCL signs New Contract; maybe it wasn’t an April Fool, it could also happen.
April 1st 2024; Dyche Sacked. Turns out it wasn’t an April fool, it actually happened.
April 1st 2025; DCL signs New Contract; maybe it wasn’t an April Fool, it could also happen.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
He does actually win every horse race ever seen aswell
Buckle up buckeroo’s things are gonna get spicy in here!
Actually think this could be quite good on a ‘pay as you play’ deal.
, very good at Cheltenham though.- Status
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