2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[GoldenToffee]

Feel like the club would've been better briefing he was out like 4 months from the get go than treating it like a weekly soap drama of how this week might be the week he makes his grand return.

Couldn't agree more. Especially jarring, his return being almost dangled in front of our noses, at a time when our options have been so pathetically rubbish and we've been absolutely desperate for a boost from somewhere. Should have said he's out for a number of months and it'll be a huge boost if we can get him back earlier, and will update if that happens to be the case and won't taken any more questions on it.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'll move on if everyone else does.

How will you know if you don't check in and inquire?

Ooooo paradox!

This is why Dave never loses. Ever.

JUST FORGET HIM!

 

[davek]

How will you know if you don't check in and inquire?

Ooooo paradox!

This is why Dave never loses. Ever.

JUST FORGET HIM!

The only time this thread is used is after Dyche's Thursday press conferences when he confirms that the player who never plays is...in fact...unable to play...again.

 

[COYBL25]

I'll move on if everyone else does.

If he wore a donkey jacket, a boiler suit and a flat cap, you`d love him and have every excuse under the sun for him.

 

[Paul Rideout]

If he wore a donkey jacket, a boiler suit and a flat cap, you`d love him and every excuse under the sun for him.

Fashion moves in cycles so this could be the 1023 autumn look

 

[davek]

Fashion moves in cycles so this could be the 1023 autumn look

 

[MikeH72]

Extremely sad situation.

The kid had so much potential and was at one point touted to replace Kane in the England starting XI. However, he mentioned last season how his mental health had devastated him. It must be heartbreaking for the lad to go from banging in goals in the Premier League against the likes of Arsenal to now being a figure of derision.

This must be handled with care for obvious reasons.

The situation is not his fault and all we can hope for is that he gets well again.

Erm, no he wasn’t.

 

[mahermi1]

If he wore a donkey jacket, a boiler suit and a flat cap, you`d love him and have every excuse under the sun for him.

And rode a bike, never ate Meusli in his life, hated Windmills and cocked his leg up against the wall surrounding our stadium every time he went past on his way clothes shopping...

 

[Simon Buttle]

And rode a bike, never ate Meusli in his life, hated Windmills and cocked his leg up against the wall surrounding our stadium every time he went past on his way clothes shopping...

Swap the high heels for a pair of Cuban heels, I bet Dave was a Cuban heel guy back in the day.

 

[Zatara]

At no point EVER was he remotely close to replacing kane in the england team, don't let a good story get in the way of truth.

Also, people keeping going on and on about his mental health, all he said was he's had a tough time, I think every single football player who's had injuries speaks about being down when they are injured, has he actually come out and said he's suffering from it on the reg or are people just using it as an excuse for why he's can't stay fit?

He's been back training for a good few weeks now and, even had 2 weeks over the international break and still can't make the squad, he's not got the mentality to be a top level footy player anymore soz

He's actually crap as well, people seem to forgot that.

Ready for it let's go.

Was he not first choice behind Kane?

 

[COYBL25]

Swap the high heels for a pair of Cuban heels, I bet Dave was a Cuban heel guy back in the day.

No chance, either a pair of steelies or a pair of Jack Boots for best.

 

[cronullasharks]

No chance, either a pair of steelies or a pair of Jack Boots for best.

Do you reckon Calvert Lewin even owns a pair of footy boots anymore?

 

[Goat]

I would be dishing out 7 day bans for numerous people in this thread.

Disgusting.

 

[COYBL25]

Do you reckon Calvert Lewin even owns a pair of footy boots anymore?

He’s turned them all into garden ornaments and minature seed trays, in his green house.

 

[Goat]

14 day bans for some.