Dentists

[McBain]

The last time to went to the Dentist was in 1997.

I'm crapping my pants here at the thought of what he's going to say.

 

[gordonjblair]

I'm at mine every couple of weeks - currently halfway through getting the hatchet job that I got done in Pristina 10 years ago put right.

Still.... she's lovely [sigh]

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

my mate was waiting and the receptionist gave him his file, on the top of it in red was the word "puker" when he looked inside there was a note warning that he was a queesy sod who usually hurls.

 

[heatmeiser]

i've had my tongue done for the same amount of time and my teeth are fine. I had my last check up about 2months after i had it done and he told me it'd wear my gums away from behind my front teeth...it hasn't!

It can be very gradual. Give it another 10 or 20 years and you'll be an old woman with no front teeth thinking "Bugger. Still at least I got to look a bit cool with metal in my mouth when I was young"

I actually threw up all over my orthodentist when I was a teen. He was an absolute tool, but his assistant was delightful. She got an armful of it, but he got the brunt of it.

Still remember to this day, semi-digested fish and chips...

Other than that it's attempting to rinse with a numb mouth. These days I just say 'No thanks, I'm fine'. Then stumble outside with blood dribbling out of my mouth. Still better than dribbling all over your kecks in front of some nubile lovely though.

 

[Brownie]

I just spit in their faces and run out.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

I need to go back soon - I reckon I've got a wisdom tooth on the move, so no doubt that'll be fun!

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

Last time I went to the dentist Buster Keaton was the biggest name in Hollywood.

 

[Hayee]

I went with an ex a few years back, he needed his one of his molar teeth pulling out but they only have ten minute appointments; so they took half his tooth out and told him to come back a week later. A week later we went back, they didn't numb his mouth enough but ignored him when he was screaming in pain and pulled it out regardless!

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Went today, and apparently I have a leaky filling. Nice.

So had a temp filling, but i'm still getting some manky taste. Got a filling to have next Monday and then the following Month I have 2 crowns to be added, £200 rips in all.

Would have been £600 if I went private.

God bless the NHS.

 

[chicoazul]

The NHS is super.

My sister is a dental nurse, you all would too you absolute horrors.

 

[best little spaniard]

You have a sister? If she has half your intelligence and wit we're onto a winner here.

 

[chicoazul]

You have a sister? If she has half your intelligence and wit we're onto a winner here.

I have six sisters.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You have a sister? If she has half your intelligence and wit we're onto a winner here.

yeah, you cant beat a dumb bird that laughs at everything.

we need some vital stats though chico, a little more than 'you would' this time i think.

1. does she like a pastie as a a lunchtime snack
2. can you tell
3. have you ever wore her underwear even for a laugh
4. did you look like her in it
5. would she make the thread that mcbain has made his own

 

[best little spaniard]

I have six sisters.

Grief. Bet you had a miserable time as a child.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I have six sisters.

yer mar