Confirmed Signing Demarai Gray

[peteblue]

Last time I watched him live was when Leicester beat us 2-1 at Goodison in the FA cup about 5 years ago. He played well that day…..

 

[Papa Shango]

Demarai Gray scoring 12 goals in 10 games, that might happen on your FIFA career mode, in real life though there’s more chance of me banging Angela White.

...

Surely the chances of "banging" a porn star are higher than your regular celeb due to the nature of their work?

Unless you meant Angela Merkle...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Listen lad. I’ve had just about enough of your uppity responses. Which Morrison’s do you frequent?!

Mate? He's a freaking ninja! Bold move.

 

[DanEFC92]

When you compare the fee to the likes of the legendary Mo Besic costing £4m 4 years ago and Sandro costing £5.2m... It's a no brainer really.

I can't actually see how we can lose out here, but this is Everton, we'll find a way!

We've had a few down the line who have come in on low fees but have been scabs and stayed far too long.

 

[Blues Harp]

Nope, Swapping dead wood with cheaper dead wood that may come good while allowing us to fill other, more important areas of the squad is good though.

It is not ideal, but needs must.

I would rather free up wages for a major signing than keeping Bernard for another 2 years

Major signing?
Who's that then?

 

[jimmythenut]

With some of these wide options coming in I don't see much of a future for Iwobi. Unless Benetiz has plans to play him more central in the role Sigurdson failed to impress in.

 

[TheNinja]

We've had a few down the line who have come in on low fees but have been scabs and stayed far too long.

Yeh, £1.5m is nothing though these days. Even if he's an impact sub and does what he did at leverkusen i.e. 1 goal and 2 assists over 490 minutes. He'll have done much more than £35m Iwobi (2 assists and 2 goals in 55 premier league games!)

Fingers crossed, but it's not a difficult target

 

[TheNinja]

Surely the chances of "banging" a porn star are higher than your regular celeb due to the nature of their work?

Unless you meant Angela Merkle...

Or Angela Lansbury... Not sure if she's still alive though?

 

[RomanReigns]

Demarai Gray scoring 12 goals in 10 games, that might happen on your FIFA career mode, in real life though there’s more chance of me banging Angela White.

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kelechi is a striker, gray is a winger

a similar type of impact would probably be around 5 goal contributions in 10 games

 

[DanEFC92]

Demarai Gray scoring 12 goals in 10 games, that might happen on your FIFA career mode, in real life though there’s more chance of me banging Angela White.

...

Ah a man of culture

 

[Curtis]

Steve Walsh approves of this signing

 

[Papa Shango]

Or Angela Lansbury... Not sure if she's still alive though?

She is actually.

She has been about 90 for 40 years.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

It makes sense having out and out wide players. More excited over this youngish lad. Not so keen on the 30+

Just hope we keep current personal as in James Richy Digne Allan and Dominic. Losing any of these makes us worse for me.

 

[fandjango]

Welcome lad

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Major signing?
Who's that then?

Has the window closed you blurt?!