Right,
@mods, a humble administrative suggestion from the trenches.
The current Moyes discourse is becoming a bit like a family dinner where half the table insists the roast is perfect, while the other half is simply wondering why the smoke alarm has been going off for twenty minutes.
To restore order (and possibly our collective sanity), may I propose the creation of two clearly signposted threads:
1. The Moyes Appreciation Lounge
A safe, carpeted environment where the devoted may post uninterrupted tributes to the managerial genius of David Moyes. Expected content, ‘
Masterclass again, Davie’, ‘
No one could do better’, ‘
he way over performs against his budget’, plus graphs showing possession in the 83rd minute of a 0:0 along with general comparisons to Ferguson, Guardiola, and possibly Winston Churchill.
No dissent, no awkward questions or observations, just pure, unfiltered admiration. Frankly it would be therapeutic for everyone involved.
2. The Actual Discussion Thread
For those of us who enjoy the slightly outdated concept of discussing Everton’s manager in the context of… Everton’s performances.
Radical ideas may include mentioning results, referencing tactics, wondering aloud why certain substitutions resemble pulling bingo numbers, questioning why he wont play certain players etc etc.
This would facilitate civilised, unbiased, reasonable, occasionally sarcastic debate without the immediate arrival of the Moyesettes clutching their pearls and raging at any voice of dissent.
In short, one thread for praise, one thread for reality.
Everybody wins, certain posters blood pressure will (hopefully) be lowered and the rest of the forum can once again scroll without watching the same argument restart every 14 minutes. People will be free to post without fear of middle-aged beetroot cheeked rage demons jumping on comments they disapprove of.
Make GOT Great Again
Thank you for your attention in this matter.