Current song topics

[alexishelmsley]

Such are the dangers of being dry-humped...

Speaking from experience?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Speaking from experience?

Everyone's 15 once in their life... :yahoo:

 

[alexishelmsley]

Everyone's 15 once in their life... :yahoo:

and maybe

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Engine's running high baby can you come and check it?
Got such a pretty kitty, boy I know you want to pet it
The weather's nice and wet just south of the border
I can cook up anything that you have to order

[Verse:]
Come on baby
I'll make it easy
Come on honey
I'll make it so easy for you

[Chorus:]
Anything that you want boy (you know it got it)
Anytime that you need it (you know I'm on it)
And whenever you're gone boy (I just can't stand it)
You just make me lose my mind

Hey Mr postman where's the mail for my mailbox?
I wanted sex on the beach and I don't mean on the rocks
It's your serve baby but the ball's in my court
I've got a landing strip clear for you at the airport

 

[Hayee]

I'm surpised they didn't have a giant pneumatic fist as well.

i'm not surprised as thats pretty much what i gave to my husband! Btw, he loves it

 

[alexishelmsley]

i'm not surprised as thats pretty much what i gave to my husband! Btw, he loves it

glad he does... mind you, Gav LOVES the love honey website... thanks Hayee! x

 

[Hayee]

glad he does... mind you, Gav LOVES the love honey website... thanks Hayee! x

tell him there's some boys toys on offer, reduced to a tenner for limited time only - i got an email the other day about it!

 

[alexishelmsley]

tell him there's some boys toys on offer, reduced to a tenner for limited time only - i got an email the other day about it!

<3 cheers hun! loves it! And im sure he will aswell

 

[Seamus Colemole]

tell him there's some boys toys on offer, reduced to a tenner for limited time only - i got an email the other day about it!

You mean like train sets and action men yeah?

 

[Hayee]

You mean like train sets and action men yeah?

power rangers, pokemon, stress toys, the works

 

[alexishelmsley]

power rangers, pokemon, stress toys, the works

he'd LOVE thems! haha.

 

[spikeman]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

 

[spikeman]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

Imaginary prize to whoever gets where this is from first.

 

[heatmeiser]

Imaginary prize to whoever gets where this is from first.

Monty Python that.

My favourite lyric recently...

Don't u wanna a dickey ride
Don't u wanna a dickey ride
Dickey ride{where they at}
Dickey ride {where they at}
D-I-C-k-E-Y Ride {ride oh}

 

[Hayee]

I wanna **** you like an animal, i wanna feel you from the inside