Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
He was banned 10 years ago after having a meltdown. After that he went to jail for being drunk and shooting cats, which gave him plenty of time to ruminate over various theories and ideas that he hadn't fully yet developed.
He has now made a grand return with his mindblowing empty planes theory (he's mentioned it once or twice, not sure if you have seen) and taken his rightful place as one of Grandoldteam's great thinking men. If you ever feel like giving up, his story is a lesson that dreams do come true
Zedball is a cat killer and ex con!
My oh my no wonder his obsessed with the sisters, probably was made familair in the showers.


