Match Thread Crystal Palace v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[daza_1973]

Who's the annoying Cockney giving a running commentary from the side of the pitch? Must be a palace coach, but he's getting right on my tits.

Sounds like dik van dyke

 

[irishtony1878]

These work hard for each other don't they?
We have more class, but I like their work rate.

 

[Niapper]

Poor ball twice again doucoure

 

[Lob]

I would definitely have Zaha in our team. Not going to happen but he would be brilliant at Everton.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

ANLACKY SAN

 

[Saint Domingo]

They’re outrunning us here. Never seen Palace work this hard.

 

[Rook]

jeez how did he do that

 

[ValBlue]

If we score just to shut their coach up

 

[Azza]

Can someone please just smash the ball at Ray Lewington to shut him up!!!

 

[Jim Hopper]

Handball that

 

[Mozza1987]

Doucoure giving it away too much so far

 

[LinekersLegs]

i should have “what a pass” just queued up lol

 

[riddick]

Now THAT'S a pen if the UTD one was

 

[blueconverse]

ward on loan from a basketball team

 

[PhilM]

Deffo mate, by the time the ball hits him he's near enough got his arm behind his back.

Which, as it was pointed out to me somewhere else, is a completely unnatural position, when the wording actually suggests 'unnatural' position is a reason for one.