Cross dressing

[Bruce Wayne]

It's @micknick and @MickM86

Imagine someone calling you @PhilW!

lol

We'd be descending into that whole da-vek territory. Utter nonsense (clearly it's Dave-K).

 

[Bruce Wayne]

It's capitalise unless you're American, and micknick's an admin, don't cross him mate. Posters who just disappear normally do so after, errr, I may have said too much already

After this thread I'm more worried about them coming back with their female alter-ego multi.

 

[Eggs]

....I have never had the urge to wear an LFC shirt.

 

[Milk]

If you are having performance problems you should take something new to the bedroom. I'm not suggesting you dress up, that's not for everyone, but talk to your girl and have a bit of fun. We thought of this after she suffered Genitourinary Prolapse, which resulted in the loosening of her vaginal walls. Basically she was getting no pleasure from penetrational sex and frankly it was a little emasculating to not be able to phallically satisfy my wife, even though it was her loose foo foo. Anyway it has really brought life back into our relationship.

There are two schools of thought on this one:

1) Surgical intervention. If your wife's a looker, I'll offer my services FOC as I have stitched many a cow's foo foo

2) I believe that you can buy "Cock Sleeves" off www.lovehoney.co.uk - might be worth a shot?

 

[bizzaro]

Is this a @chicoazul multi thread or what?

 

[Woolly Blue]

Just wondering how Charlie got on.
Does anyone work in A&E in the Liverpool area here ?

 

[Kiwi]

Just wondering how Charlie got on.
Does anyone work in A&E in the Liverpool area here ?

Well he certainly wouldn't have got off after your suggestion mate.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

The missus is up for it if I am, which I suppose I am. We only do it when the kids are at her ma's though. Going to have a pop on Wednesday for real, I had a little test of it to see if it felt ok, and if I could locate the hole to pop it into and surprisingly it was not that hard. Probably be quite easy when my sack is in that shrivelled state, you know when it looks like a corduroy cap.

 

[sageyefc]

LOL

 

[Woolly Blue]

The missus is up for it if I am, which I suppose I am. We only do it when the kids are at her ma's though. Going to have a pop on Wednesday for real, I had a little test of it to see if it felt ok, and if I could locate the hole to pop it into and surprisingly it was not that hard. Probably be quite easy when my sack is in that shrivelled state, you know when it looks like a corduroy cap.

Good man.

On the cross dressing thing. If there's ever a Rocky Horror show on at a theatre near you then that's your chance to don your best sussies, corset and heels and go for it amongst like minded folk. You may never look back, though people who you walk past probably will.

 

[blue4eva77]

Jesus H Christ

 

[Kiwi]

@Prevenger17 mate doing your job here ffs

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

Good man.

On the cross dressing thing. If there's ever a Rocky Horror show on at a theatre near you then that's your chance to don your best sussies, corset and heels and go for it amongst like minded folk. You may never look back, though people who you walk past probably will.

I don't think I'd ever go outside the house, if I got spotted walking through the village I'd probably get my head kicked off.

 

[bobbyrob]

Yo

If you are having performance problems you should take something new to the bedroom. I'm not suggesting you dress up, that's not for everyone, but talk to your girl and have a bit of fun. We thought of this after she suffered Genitourinary Prolapse, which resulted in the loosening of her vaginal walls. Basically she was getting no pleasure from penetrational sex and frankly it was a little emasculating to not be able to phallically satisfy my wife, even though it was her loose foo foo. Anyway it has really brought life back into our relationship.

u might have to put the Duck Tape around the Flaps to bunch them up

 

[Boss_Blue]

Lol Lol Lol