Cross dressing

[Duncan Disordely]

Lad you're gonna have to face facts, ya wife's a rug muncher.

Unless she's brought a strapon, then she to be the man of the relationship.

Either way you might need to come up with a female name you're comfortable with

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

My wife is a masseuse and works out of a manchester parlour, she is not a lesbian.

 

[Duncan Disordely]

If you are having performance problems you should take something new to the bedroom. I'm not suggesting you dress up, that's not for everyone, but talk to your girl and have a bit of fun. We thought of this after she suffered Genitourinary Prolapse, which resulted in the loosening of her vaginal walls. Basically she was getting no pleasure from penetrational sex and frankly it was a little emasculating to not be able to phallically satisfy my wife, even though it was her loose foo foo. Anyway it has really brought life back into our relationship.

My wife is a masseuse and works out of a manchester parlour, she is not a lesbian.

No wonder she's got a bucket bin

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

No wonder she's got a bucket bin

She does not and never has provided full sex as a service.

 

[blue4eva77]

You need to invest in ' The fist of Adonis ' mate. Not for the light hearted.

You could work your way towards the 'Fist' by using ' The hand of Adonis ' first though.

 

[RAFUH]

I love this thread.
Reminds me of my days in the college dorm and the queen down the hall.

 

[bluemangroup]

I love this thread.
Reminds me of my days in the college dorm and the queen down the hall.

Your college dorm was in Buckingham Palace?

 

[Boss_Blue]

get rid of the tramps undies smell and I'll consider buying.

That's the main selling point lid

 

[RAFUH]

Your college dorm was in Buckingham Palace?

I tried, but they don't allow American commoners in that dorm

 

[ilikecheese]

The pondering gorilla is back...yay!

 

[BoysInBlue]

Shave your legs lid, no one likes a Hairy Mary.

 

[Kiwi]

She does not and never has provided full sex as a service.

So what kind of sex does she provide then lad? x

 

[Sapie88]

Look mate, when are you walking through the village dressed like Lilly Savage?

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

So what kind of sex does she provide then lad? x

Just hand and blow jobs, she's never given penetration at work.

 

[Milk]

Just hand and blow jobs, she's never given penetration at work.

Doesn't seem much point to me if her foo foo as wide as you claim. Might as well use a jar of honey and a few flies (or wasps if you're really kinky)