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Charlie Bigtime said:
I admit I'm not sure how possible it is but I just do not like the sound of it. If the good lord wanted inside balls he'd have given us inside balls.
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Nehemiah 2.14.
And the Lord commanded the people, on Wednesdays men shall wear dresses and petticoats, and women shall wear trousers, for you are all equal under the sight of God.
 
Woolly Blue said:
He did, till you were about eight years old. Just cap your hands round your left teste, push it up towards your pelvis until you feel a little resistance, breath in and hold your breath ( which opens the canal a little bit ) and then make a final sharp push. Repeat with right teste then band them up with some tape.

Trust me, I'm qualified.
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How would one go about retrieving them mate?
 
Woolly Blue said:
Take the tape off and a little push and they'll be back in santa's sack in a jiffy.
Nothing can go wrong mate. You came on here for advice and you're now throwing it back in our face. Frankly I'm disappointed and am considering changing your username to Charlie Smalltime.
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I'm not throwing it back in the face, I'm just a little nervous about trying it and I have to research your suggestion myself, I'm not just going to take your word for it. I'll have to discuss it with my wife.
 
Charlie Bigtime said:
I'm not throwing it back in the face, I'm just a little nervous about trying it and I have to research your suggestion myself, I'm not just going to take your word for it. I'll have to discuss it with my wife.
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Did you travel to the Leicester game together lid? How was the coach journey?

Congrats on getting married by the way
 
Charlie Bigtime said:
I'm not throwing it back in the face, I'm just a little nervous about trying it and I have to research your suggestion myself, I'm not just going to take your word for it. I'll have to discuss it with my wife.
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If you're nervous about it get her to do the pushing. One little squeeze and your life will change forever.
You'll thank me for it and I'd expect you to at least buy a GOT mug in exchange.

Oh, as an aside, after a bloke's had a vasectomy they're often encouraged to wear some tight whities, possibly their wifes ( or someone elses wife for that matter ), the thinking is the same as what you're trying to achieve in providing that bit of extra support. Let us know how you get on.
 
Charlie Bigtime said:
How would one go about retrieving them mate?
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Woolly Blue said:
If you're nervous about it get her to do the pushing. One little squeeze and your life will change forever.
You'll thank me for it and I'd expect you to at least buy a GOT mug in exchange.

Oh, as an aside, after a bloke's had a vasectomy they're often encouraged to wear some tight whities, possibly their wifes ( or someone elses wife for that matter ), the thinking is the same as what you're trying to achieve in providing that bit of extra support. Let us know how you get on.
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If we decide to try I will definitely report back, but like I said I'm new to this and it's quite a boost to our sex lives. I really don't want to mess that up by going too far too soon. I'll ask her what she thinks when she get's back from work.

Thanks.
 
Charlie Bigtime said:
If we decide to try I will definitely report back, but like I said I'm new to this and it's quite a boost to our sex lives. I really don't want to mess that up by going too far too soon. I'll ask her what she thinks when she get's back from work.

Thanks.
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No worries mate, all part of the service

We'll all on tenterhooks here so be sure to at least give it a go. You can't do yourself any long term harm, the worst that can happen is that a slight soreness which will pass quickly.

Edit : Oh, by the way, a fair minority of women like to see men in lace undies so don't be afraid to explore all possible avenues
 
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