Cross dressing

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Is it worth reading the last 6 pages?

I just did, it was basically six pages of boll0cks but was still informative and entertaining.
Kind of reminds me of an Open University programme from the 70's coupled with excerpts from the Joy of Sex.
Rawk and RedCafe are looking on in admiration.
 
I'm quite sure that pushing my testicles up into my pelvis would be quite dangerous, very painful and probably impossible.

Not at all.

It's perfectly safe, not painful and very possible.

The only side effect would be a temporary drop in sperm count due to the increased temperature of the testes - which would revert back to normal as soon as you popped them back out.
 
I'm quite sure that pushing my testicles up into my pelvis would be quite dangerous, very painful and probably impossible.

No mate, you plainly didn't read the James Bond books as a kid where one of the bad guys retracted his testicles before going into a fight. Just push 'em up, they'll be fine. Think of the nice clean line you'll have on your undies where your balls used to bulge.
 
No mate, you plainly didn't read the James Bond books as a kid where one of the bad guys retracted his testicles before going into a fight. Just push 'em up, they'll be fine. Think of the nice clean line you'll have on your undies where your balls used to bulge.
I admit I'm not sure how possible it is but I just do not like the sound of it. If the good lord wanted inside balls he'd have given us inside balls.
 
I admit I'm not sure how possible it is but I just do not like the sound of it. If the good lord wanted inside balls he's have given us inside balls.

He did, till you were about eight years old. Just cap your hands round your left teste, push it up towards your pelvis until you feel a little resistance, breath in and hold your breath ( which opens the canal a little bit ) and then make a final sharp push. Repeat with right teste then band them up with some tape.

Trust me, I'm qualified.
 
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