Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
Good friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde, staying with the Shakespeare theme almost.
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Oscar Wilde, staying with the Shakespeare theme almost.
Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
I have it in good condition authority that he serves as Allardyces spitoon. When BFS has finished with his wad of wrigleys, he glances at Shakespear, who opens his gob like a giant mutant chick to let BFS gob his used chewy into it!
Shakespear, then walks to the car park, regurgitates the chewy and he, Lee and Ferguson then peruse it to try and forecast Sam’s tactics for the next match!
Shakespear, then walks to the car park, regurgitates the chewy and he, Lee and Ferguson then peruse it to try and forecast Sam’s tactics for the next match!
The coarse of true love never did run smooth.
Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
One shoite player, one shoite coach !
Sweeneytoad
Player Valuation: £2.5m
One ofthe better coaches at the club. Ferguson on the other hand should have seen the door a long time ago.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
When he was at the last game I heard him say to Sam
“eh Sam, do you fancy a pie”
“Does a bear poo in the woods Craigy son??? Hahahaha” said Sam.
“Hahahahaha” said Craig.
“Of course mate, because I am Sam and I am reknowned for loving pies. So much so that those comedians on GOT like to make lots of references to it, even if they’re not funny at all!!” said Sam.
“Hahahahaha” said Craig.
“Now what are you waiting for sonny go and get me that pie will you. Oh and don’t forget the gravy chuck! Hahahahaha” said Sam.
“Hahahahaha” said Craig.
“eh Sam, do you fancy a pie”
“Does a bear poo in the woods Craigy son??? Hahahaha” said Sam.
“Hahahahaha” said Craig.
“Of course mate, because I am Sam and I am reknowned for loving pies. So much so that those comedians on GOT like to make lots of references to it, even if they’re not funny at all!!” said Sam.
“Hahahahaha” said Craig.
“Now what are you waiting for sonny go and get me that pie will you. Oh and don’t forget the gravy chuck! Hahahahaha” said Sam.
“Hahahahaha” said Craig.
If pies be the food of love eat on.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
I agree on this, Ferguson qualified because he was a former player and fans icon but we need the right people in these roles. Yes its fine having him at the club but i cant see him being a good coach, Everton in the community should be for him
Can you tell me how many Everton training sessions you have watched mate?
It must be loads if you can determine that Ferguson is not a good coach.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
what on earth have I walked into here...
Eggsyblueskin
Player Valuation: £40m
Does he need a reference?
kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
Hopefully WBA will give us some compo
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