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[Bruce Wayne]

I always assumed it was cockney rhyming slang. Nice Bristol City's.

Makes sense.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I always assumed it was cockney rhyming slang. Nice Bristol City's.

When I was younger I thought it was some sort of mythical Valley of the Dolls place with well endowed women.

In hindsight perhaps more studying of basic UK geography and less of what passed for porn in those days would have been beneficial.

 

[peteblue]

Why are boobs sometimes called Bristols?

Because everyone who lives there is a tit......

 

[roydo]

Because everyone who lives there is a tit......

Well thats my excuse sorted. Whats yours?

 

[peteblue]

Well thats my excuse sorted. Whats yours?

Harsh...

 

[roydo]

Saw my eldest lad today for the first time since January. He is off to Scotland tomorrow for work for 2 to 3 months. (His girlfriend lives there as well, but I am sure thats a coincidence).

Lovely to see him, slightly heart breaking its been best part of 6 months.

 

[peteblue]

“Covid-19 may cause priapism ― an erection lasting longer than four hours, doctors have warned.

An unidentified 62-year-old man from France suffered the painful condition while receiving care in hospital for a severe bout of the coronavirus. “........every cloud and all that......

 

[Bruce Wayne]

My hair can officially like flop about. This is the first time it can do that, so it's kind of a big deal. Still getting it cut on Saturday like.

 

[peteblue]

My hair can officially like flop about. This is the first time it can do that, so it's kind of a big deal. Still getting it cut on Saturday like.

So your hair is just like your politics then.....

 

[Voodoo Billy]

Just got an AOL News email with the heading "Blow for furloughed workers" and though it might be something akin to the "Clap for Carers". I was about to write to Boris asking (for a friend) who's self-employed but read the article first and realised it wasn't what I'd thought.

 

[carlos21]

My hair can officially like flop about. This is the first time it can do that, so it's kind of a big deal. Still getting it cut on Saturday like.

Good evening Bruce how are you doing today.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Good evening Bruce how are you doing today.

Headbanging in the mirror mate, well aware that it's more Michael McIntyre than Axl Rose. How are you?

 

[carlos21]

Headbanging in the mirror mate, well aware that it's more Michael McIntyre than Axl Rose. How are you?

I am good today mate good today.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Bruce Wayne]