Current Affairs COVID happiness

[Bruce Wayne]

Something positive. A joke. A funny story. Make us smile. Go.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I have not washed for 3 weeks

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I have not washed for 3 weeks

Laundry is seeing a distinct decline through all this. No ironing of work shirts either, which is awesome.

 

[Jimishorts]

I have not washed for 3 weeks

I’ve not given JJ a bed bath for 3 weeks.

 

[Jebus_lives]

I'm finally getting round to sorting the garden out. Never got the time before because at the weekend my other half would be at work or we'd be out somewhere. Now neither can happen I've turned into Capability Brown.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I'm finally getting round to sorting the garden out. Never got the time before because at the weekend my other half would be at work or we'd be out somewhere. Now neither can happen I've turned into Capability Brown.

My lawnmower is knackered after mice decided to make it their home over the winter . Looks like I need to buy and fit a belt.
sorry Bruce

 

[Jebus_lives]

My lawnmower is knackered after mice decided to make it their home over the winter . Looks like I need to buy and fit a belt.
sorry Bruce

Wrong thread.

Although if you do need to buy one, given you haven't washed for 3 weeks, people should find keeping their distance pretty easy.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I'm back home working for one day a week starting next week and full time home working from the beginning of May.

This is mainly good news for my landlord and ex wife, but a win's a win right?

 

[Brennan]

I've got a new profile picture for the first time in years so that's a positive.

Also, my haircut is terrible but it amuses my missus no end.

 

[Amw79]

I’m now having weekly virtual pub sessions with some close mates via Zoom. Am seeing them more often and more regularly now, than I did Pre-Covid.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I've got a new profile picture for the first time in years so that's a positive.

Also, my haircut is terrible but it amuses my missus no end.

Pics or it never happened.

 

[Jebus_lives]

I’m now having weekly virtual pub sessions with some close mates via Zoom. Am seeing them more often and more regularly now, than I did Pre-Covid.

I've written a quiz for some of my friends. Actually pretty good fun. Although I could do with a topic for a guest round next week, suggestions welcome.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I've written a quiz for some of my friends. Actually pretty good fun. Although I could do with a topic for a guest round next week, suggestions welcome.

In honour of @Brennan "70's me or 20's me?" two photos, one of now, one of them in the 70s (or 80s if they had a sufficient mullet).

 

[bullybeef]

Bully received a v pleasurable massage from Mrs B mid afternoon yesterday!

Very good with her hands is the v experienced Mrs B.

Every cloud has a silver lining!

 

[Prevenger17]

I've written a quiz for some of my friends. Actually pretty good fun. Although I could do with a topic for a guest round next week, suggestions welcome.

I did one of these for my GF's mates, it was a lot of fun. One of the rounds, I replaced all the instruments in songs with fart noises and they had to guess what they were.