Ever get the feeling that something has never been quite right with all this?
Best of luck to all those people who chose/were tricked into having an experimental trial vaccine shoved into their arms way back, just so they could have a week in salou at some point; this was all while the government were having cheese and wine and vomit sessions, beery quizzes and parties while we couldn’t see our friends and families just for a quick catch up, or our relatives who were sick, or go out or do anything that we used to do, because big scary virus blah blah blah.
Who’s getting more boosters in the future, even though JVT just said he’s binned masks off and said we all have to live with it? Yummy, me please, can’t wait, thanks so much.
Anyway, Who’s for a nice big post-convid party now then, since if I now catch covid, I still have to go to work because I no longer qualify for company sick pay, since the govt changed the criteria so now I should carry on unless I feel too sick to work, thus potentially infecting all my colleagues and their families, who may be vulnerable and used to have to shield - don’t worry though, carry on regardless, the last two years of our lives we lost just don’t matter.
At the party all covid vaccinated and anti “this” vaccine folks are welcome, I don’t discriminate, but no “special” Matt Hancock style cuddles please, cos of monkey pox, ok? Ta.