I read one article, outlining how to survive Monkey Pox at Glastonbury lol
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I read one article, outlining how to survive Monkey Pox at Glastonbury lol
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NathDogg
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Ever get the feeling that something has never been quite right with all this?
Best of luck to all those people who chose/were tricked into having an experimental trial vaccine shoved into their arms way back, just so they could have a week in salou at some point; this was all while the government were having cheese and wine and vomit sessions, beery quizzes and parties while we couldn’t see our friends and families just for a quick catch up, or our relatives who were sick, or go out or do anything that we used to do, because big scary virus blah blah blah.
Who’s getting more boosters in the future, even though JVT just said he’s binned masks off and said we all have to live with it? Yummy, me please, can’t wait, thanks so much.
Anyway, Who’s for a nice big post-convid party now then, since if I now catch covid, I still have to go to work because I no longer qualify for company sick pay, since the govt changed the criteria so now I should carry on unless I feel too sick to work, thus potentially infecting all my colleagues and their families, who may be vulnerable and used to have to shield - don’t worry though, carry on regardless, the last two years of our lives we lost just don’t matter.
At the party all covid vaccinated and anti “this” vaccine folks are welcome, I don’t discriminate, but no “special” Matt Hancock style cuddles please, cos of monkey pox, ok? Ta.
Best of luck to all those people who chose/were tricked into having an experimental trial vaccine shoved into their arms way back, just so they could have a week in salou at some point; this was all while the government were having cheese and wine and vomit sessions, beery quizzes and parties while we couldn’t see our friends and families just for a quick catch up, or our relatives who were sick, or go out or do anything that we used to do, because big scary virus blah blah blah.
Who’s getting more boosters in the future, even though JVT just said he’s binned masks off and said we all have to live with it? Yummy, me please, can’t wait, thanks so much.
Anyway, Who’s for a nice big post-convid party now then, since if I now catch covid, I still have to go to work because I no longer qualify for company sick pay, since the govt changed the criteria so now I should carry on unless I feel too sick to work, thus potentially infecting all my colleagues and their families, who may be vulnerable and used to have to shield - don’t worry though, carry on regardless, the last two years of our lives we lost just don’t matter.
At the party all covid vaccinated and anti “this” vaccine folks are welcome, I don’t discriminate, but no “special” Matt Hancock style cuddles please, cos of monkey pox, ok? Ta.
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So, Monkey Pox is a form of an S.T.D. ?
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Pretty sure I read that you catch it from being intimate with someone who has it. Cuddle, kiss, etc.
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Pretty much.
Edit; but then when you're that close, so is the common cold or ebola
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Finally got it on the 15th... Was poorly for a time.
Still test positive and work won't have me back until I'm negative.
3rd jab was October 10th. The other half, the clinical vulnerable one had it same time, very mild and has been negative for days and back in work. Weird how it manifests itself. "Man Covid" incoming!
Still test positive and work won't have me back until I'm negative.
3rd jab was October 10th. The other half, the clinical vulnerable one had it same time, very mild and has been negative for days and back in work. Weird how it manifests itself. "Man Covid" incoming!
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Just tested positive on self test 
I'm an absolutely massive hypochondriac, this is going to be a real test of my character!
I'm an absolutely massive hypochondriac, this is going to be a real test of my character!
Just tested positive on self test
Any symptoms mate ?
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Very mild so far. Sneezed a couple of times, throat feels a bit scratchy and I feel a bit rundown (although I do feel rundown often anyway). Today is first day of testing positive though, yesterday I tested negative. Off to get a pcr confirmation now
Sounds like you’ll be okay mate, nothing major there.
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Yes fingers crossed mate. Thanks.
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