Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

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Set against a glorious forest of pristine Union flags and with solemn and battle weary face, our inspirational leader will no doubt trounce his treacherous accusers asunder. Now is not the time to be seeking to criticise individuals, who have acted steadfastly in our nation's best interests, throughout our battle with this evil virus. A virus that threatened to destroy our unique British way of life, like no other foe in our history. We have all been through too much together in our fight, to be drawn into petty squabbling now. Together we will win and we will learn, but I say to you all now, that the virus will also learn. It will surely learn that it will not and cannot possibly win, when confronted by the collective, unshakeable resolve of the Great British public. That same Great British public who know only too well, that there are some amongst us, who are extremely knowledgeable with the benefit of hindsight. We pay no heed to their carping voices (insert obscure Latin phrase, something, something, magnificent victory by the people, for the people, heroes all). We the British government will instead maintain our unflinching focus, as we have done since the start, on winning this battle, protecting the NHS, safeguarding the vulnerable in our society and in so doing, return our country to prosperity. Yes, first question, Laura ?

You missed out “we will never surrender”.......
 
Cummings' whole "I thought about resigning but so many people told me to stay because it was about to go wrong again and I needed to try and stop it" is utterly laughable. Just fess up and admit it was self interest, nobody likes you anyway so admit it.
 

Can’t we release Dave for a few hours ?


What a time for him to be banned.

Cummings is spilling the beans, according to the media we’re all going to die again, people are flicking the V’s and heading off on holiday, the swill and muck houses are open again and live events are slowly coming back to life.

He’s currently lying down in a dark room, listening to Soviet marching music to calm himself down.
 
I'm reserving judgment until Cummings produces the evidence but I have been enjoying him lobbing the likes of Johnson, Hancock and Kuenssberg under that bus. And as lead brain in the vote leave campaign and as a senior government advisor in the subsequent Brexit Conservative government now want to treat him like a pariah, it's so delicious.
 
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