Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[davek]

And he wonders why no one takes him seriously lol

"Dave, ale houses are fine. They all run like clockwork. Table service is perfectly adhered to and everyone behaves like trappist monks all night".

 

[davek]

well, since i'm currently taking part in one of the studies i think i'm quite qualified to talk about this.

They don't send the army round you dipshit.

And since going the pub isn't illegal in the normal world, not the CCP dream that you want then why would you lie?

From what you post on here I highly doubt you're qualified to talk authoritatively about anything.

 

[COYBL25]

"Dave, ale houses are fine. They all run like clockwork. Table service is perfectly adhered to and everyone behaves like trappist monks all night".

You’re very entertaining, I’ll give you that.

 

[arminisgod]

From what you post on here I highly doubt you're qualified to talk authoritatively about anything.

Ooohh...

I would respond but I'm off to the boozer

 

[COYBL25]

Ooohh...

I would respond but I'm off to the boozer

Remember to treble up at last orders.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Once this is over I cant wait to go out, get absolutely willy wonkered and lay it all on the line on the dance floor ♡

 

[evilwebby]

Almost 16k new cases for France today.. dayom.

 

[Deckard2049]

Matt Hancock wasn’t really clear on it, so can anyone here let me know if it’s safe to go out on tinder dates and go back to the girl’s place? Or am I a granny murderer if I do?

 

[COYBL25]

Matt Hancock wasn’t really clear on it, so can anyone here let me know if it’s safe to go out on tinder dates and go back to the girl’s place? Or am I a granny murderer if I do?

Only as long as there’s not you and more than five grannies in the same bed

 

[Nymzee]

Matt Hancock wasn’t really clear on it, so can anyone here let me know if it’s safe to go out on tinder dates and go back to the girl’s place? Or am I a granny murderer if I do?

Are you coming into contact with said person on the date and at hers?

 

[Jebus_lives]

Only as long as there’s not you and more than five grannies in the same bed

There were 6 in the bed and the Tinder date said 'roll over, roll over'

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Only as long as there’s not you and more than five grannies in the same bed

I actually feel sorry for all the students in freshers week not able to go out and enjoy themselves - I remember pulling some rough arl bird in popworld for mine - she taught young FB92 things he thought only existed in porn

 

[Deckard2049]

Are you coming into contact with said person on the date and at hers?

Saturday night is date night.
Sunday afternoon is a roast dinner. Myself, parents and one grandparent.

Too risky?

 

[Nymzee]

Saturday night is date night.
Sunday afternoon is a roast dinner. Myself, parents and one grandparent.

Too risky?

Well I mean if you break social distancing, yes, of course it’s not allowed.

 

[Deckard2049]

Only as long as there’s not you and more than five grannies in the same bed

I’ve only just realised my post could be interpreted to mean I’m going on a date with a granny.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that but if I wanted a gummy blowie I’d probably just head down to Sheil road.