Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[DanB90]

Who’s got all the bog roll then? You selfish pricks.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

.....wonder when the petrol rush will start, human beings are such a strange lot.

I can see it now, a complete travel ban will be put in place. The motorways closed.
And at every garage in the nation there will be a line of 200 people chatting to each waiting to fill their jerry cans because they are convinced it will be an extra 2p a gallon if they don't do it today.

 

[DanB90]

I thought I’d nip the shops yesterday. Only needed some stuff for breakfast, next thing I know I’m involved in a 30 person battle royal over some pasta that I didn’t even need.

I’ll be going back later equipped with some home made battle armour.

It has begun. I will have my revenge on Linda!

 

[Buckers]

Priorities. lol

Amazes me they don’t just all grow their own?

 

[Buckers]

.....wonder when the petrol rush will start, human beings are such a strange lot.

Probably just around the corner Eggs. I live in a rural area and things will grind to a halt up here if fuel is effected. Won’t take long to knock us back to before 1700 I’m watching braveheart and Rob Roy this week for some pointers.

 

[COYBL25]

I can see it now, a complete travel ban will be put in place. The motorways closed.
And at every garage in the nation there will be a line of 200 people chatting to each waiting to fill their jerry cans because they are convinced it will be an extra 2p a gallon if they don't do it today.

Beer and wine next.

Thousands of tramps fighting outside Londis over the last few bottles of Frosty Jack and Carlsberg Special.

May the Lord have mercy on our souls.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I thought I’d nip the shops yesterday. Only needed some stuff for breakfast, next thing I know I’m involved in a 30 person battle royal over some pasta that I didn’t even need.

I’ll be going back later equipped with some home made battle armour.

It has begun. I will have my revenge on Linda!

Hope you dropped some stuff into the food bank bin?

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

I thought I’d nip the shops yesterday. Only needed some stuff for breakfast, next thing I know I’m involved in a 30 person battle royal over some pasta that I didn’t even need.

I’ll be going back later equipped with some home made battle armour.

It has begun. I will have my revenge on Linda!

You see. You came together with your fellow citizens, we are one.

 

[DanB90]

Hope you dropped some stuff into the food bank bin?

Not sure the Aldi by mine has one (haven’t seen one if they do). I asked my pregnant neighbour if she needed anything from the shop though, so I’m not completely selfish.

 

[Tigger]

Who’s got all the bog roll then? You selfish pricks.

Cloth and bucket for you son.

 

[DanB90]

Cloth and bucket for you son.

We’re on rations at the minute. Me and the missus have about 5 squares to last us till god knows when.

 

[Tigger]

We’re on rations at the minute. Me and the missus have about 5 squares to last us till god knows when.

A wipe with one square is an art in itself and one that will become crucial for many. The rise of the brown finger brigade.

 

[DanB90]

A wipe with one square is an art in itself and one that will become crucial for many. The rise of the brown finger brigade.

Wipe and fold, wipe and fold.

 

[manxtoffee]

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.....wonder when the petrol rush will start, human beings are such a strange lot.

Don't even go there.. I've got v12 turbo to run..

 

[Zezti]

.....wonder when the petrol rush will start, human beings are such a strange lot.

*laughs in electric car*