Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Nymzee]

Sole example I don’t trust the human race to help each other out: young lad in my area came back from Milan a couple of weeks ago, straight back to work when he arrived and straight into the pubs & nightclubs at the weekend. Didn’t even bother considering where he’d just been.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

I got a shower, I had a roommate from saudia arabia in college.

It was a nightmare that bathroom after he left, but I'm now a man of faith. I realize it was God preparing me for this.

Still feel like he could have done it in a better way though

Had similar experience at nursing college accommodation...

A cohort would feed the pigeons until they trusted him and perch on his arm.

He would then snap their neck pluck gut and pan fry them in 20 mins.

Being from game shooting upbringing (British high born and wealthy are allowed shot guns) I was not too concerned with his method of protein consumption.

 

[Nymzee]

I was planning on giving her a French kiss tbh. Bad idea?

Maybe you need to log off here for a bit as you’re turning largely insufferable.

 

[orly]

I was planning on giving her a French kiss tbh. Bad idea?

If it's consensual then yes

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Maybe you need to log off here for a bit as you’re turning largely insufferable.

Just so long as you don't blame me when she dies through lack of chickpeas. I tried.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I think when people start telling others how worried they should be over this when they don’t know anything themselves the thread needs closing.

Turned into a right prick since he lost his mod mask and can post what he wants.

@Bruce Wayne is a good egg.

I just told an obviously unhinged US lawman to shoot him for being a nom-believer and he didn't mind at all.

Heal the hurt

 

[orly]

Just so long as you don't blame me when she dies through lack of chickpeas. I tried.

@bigbadjeff will be round to take the photos afterwards

 

[Nymzee]

@Bruce Wayne is a good egg.

I just told an obviously unhinged US lawman to shoot him for being a nom-believer and he didn't mind at all.

Heal the hurt

To be fair you think @ForeverBlue92 is a good egg so forgive me for not trusting your judgement sometimes.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

To be fair you think @ForeverBlue92 is a good egg so forgive me for not trusting your judgement sometimes.

He's the yin to my yang.

He'll be along later when he's finished self-flaggelating himself

 

[The binman chronicles]

I have found out what the government plan is, they came up with it when they watched Titanic and Infinity war on the same day...

 

[orly]

@bigbadjeff will be round to take the photos afterwards

Crikey just seen what he's been banned for, dear god that's bad

 

[Nymzee]

Crikey just seen what he's been banned for, dear god that's bad

You’ve missed a few spectacular bans.

 

[roydo]

Crikey just seen what he's been banned for, dear god that's bad

Saw the bit where he tried to justify it? Unbelievable Jeff.

 

[Bluerover]

Hasn't she said when the schools close it will be for at least 16 weeks, so she is prepared for it to happen, but probably disagrees when it should start from.

Perhaps, but reality is that the virus is well embedded NOW in the community.

Why the delay?

 

[Paris]

You should never become desensitised to a family death that’s just downright odd.

Not death of a family member but the death of people who I don't know and have never met.