Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Gyms are the stupidest invention ever. When I run past a gym and see a load of slack jawed posers running on the spot gazing blankly out the window it always makes me smile.

There are lots of things you can do outside a gym which are just as good or better - but most people can’t afford a barbell and the ridiculously expensive plates, never mind a squat rack. Even if they could, they might not have the space at home to put it. So gyms still have their uses. Also good for people who find it easier to stay motivated by going to classes and would struggle to keep it up otherwise.

 

[Nymzee]

Who gives a sh*te about cricket?!

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Can’t wait for my first haircut followed by a pub crawl to celebrate my birthday. All the drips will still be too scared to venture out so shouldn’t be too crowded either (fingers crossed).

 

[Tea_drinker]

Can’t wait for my first haircut followed by a pub crawl to celebrate my birthday. All the drips will still be too scared to venture out so shouldn’t be too crowded either (fingers crossed).

They'll all be curtain twitching as the party swoops by their miserable fear. Splendid.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Astonishing how much envy there appears to be towards those who go hard in the gymnasium.

Anyway, as I'm not supporting the collection of data by cummings I'll be giving in false contact details when I'm in a pub or restaurant from the re opening.

No envy here. I'll exercise my way and you exercise yours... Oh wait. Scratch that. You can't.

 

[Moomin]

Can’t wait for my first haircut followed by a pub crawl to celebrate my birthday. All the drips will still be too scared to venture out so shouldn’t be too crowded either (fingers crossed).

I had a haircut on the weekend.

 

[zzr45]

Gyms are the stupidest invention ever. When I run past a gym and see a load of slack jawed posers running on the spot gazing blankly out the window it always makes me smile.

I hate running machines and wish they’d eff off forever. Watching someone run for 2 minutes and pretend they’ve done something infuriates me. The gym I’m in is tiny and there’s no escape for men who want to go and lift heavy things in a completely homoerotic environment.

 

[orchard]

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Astonishing how much envy there appears to be towards those who go hard in the gymnasium.

Anyway, as I'm not supporting the collection of data by cummings I'll be giving in false contact details when I'm in a pub or restaurant from the re opening.

Knew it x

 

[Tea_drinker]

No envy here. I'll exercise my way and you exercise yours... Oh wait. Scratch that. You can't.

I can indeed and do. But I enjoy lifting heavy weights and varying my work outs. I also enjoy the 24hr nature of gyms as I'm unable to sleep sometimes so going to the gym at 3 am can really improve by mental health.

 

[Toast]

So, what he
Knew it x

It’s like the changies in Top Gun in here this afternoon.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

You cant pose in the showers on your own.

I bet your favourite movie is Top Gun.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

It’s like the changies in Top Gun in here this afternoon.

Great minds...

You can be my wingman any time.

 

[Tea_drinker]

I bet your favourite movie is Top Gun.

Top guns.

 

[Nymzee]

What an absolute nob that guy was then "everyone flock to the pub next Saturday".

Sounds well safe that thousands of pissed up people walking through town.

 

[Amw79]

Astonishing how much envy there appears to be towards those who go hard in the gymnasium.

Anyway, as I'm not supporting the collection of data by cummings I'll be giving in false contact details when I'm in a pub or restaurant from the re opening.

I can indeed and do. But I enjoy lifting heavy weights and varying my work outs. I also enjoy the 24hr nature of gyms as I'm unable to sleep sometimes so going to the gym at 3 am can really improve by mental health.

Cruising the gym at 3am, before going hard at it. No wonder you’re so keen to get back.