Its about money Mikey, we have Brexit looming, we cant be seen as a damp squid.
And who cares if your Nan dies? Who cares if my mum dies, not like they have anything to offer the country anymore!
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Its about money Mikey, we have Brexit looming, we cant be seen as a damp squid.
And who cares if your Nan dies? Who cares if my mum dies, not like they have anything to offer the country anymore!
Darren Jones lol
Good man
Good man
roydo
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I didnt know.
But I was a delivery driver for the last 4 years and a full time carer now, so I have an excuse. Well, 2.
He should really know that stuff, and I woudnt have a go at him if he didnt now the quickest way to Phoenix Way in Portishead.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
I missed the "scoop" he got out of him. What was it? Even the Chair said well done Darren!
Daily deaths up from this time last week - and we're on the brink of binning off the lockdown
Is there any aspect of this pandemic that England has dealt with effectively?!
Is there any aspect of this pandemic that England has dealt with effectively?!
Squib. Sorry mate, not normally pedantic but I always have to pick this one up!
Paris
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I don't crossdress. I ain't no sissy bitch.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
He doesn’t do detail, as he’s inherently lazy. It came out just before the crisis that his aides have learnt not to put detailed papers in his in box, as he doesn’t read them. He does skimmed overviews and then waffles. He’s always been a half arsed bumbling waffler.
Tea_drinker
Player Valuation: £15m
No But the improvements to the A66 are gonna knock your socks off.
Daily deaths are up because there’s been a bank holiday and there’s probably three days worth of deaths in the figures
A more productive urine take than the UK government is currently doing.
To be pacific (instead of to be specific)
An escape goat (instead of a scapegoat)
Damp squid (instead of damp squib)
Nipped it in the butt (instead of nipped in the bud)
On tender hooks (instead of on tenterhooks)
Cold slaw (instead of coleslaw)
A doggie-dog world (instead of dog-eat-dog world)
Circus-sized (instead of circumcised)
Lack toast and tolerant (instead of lactose intolerant)
Got off scotch free (instead of got off scot-free)
To all intensive purposes (instead of to all intents and purposes)
Boo to a ghost (instead of boo to a goose)
Card shark (instead of card sharp)
Butt naked (instead of buck naked)
Hunger pains (instead of hunger pangs)
Tongue and cheek (instead of tongue-in-cheek)
It’s a mute point (instead of moot point)
Pass mustard (instead of pass muster)
Just deserves (instead of just deserts)
Foe par (instead of faux pas)
Social leopard (instead of social leper)
Biting my time (instead of biding my time)
Curled up in the feeble position (instead of curled up in the foetal position)
Curve your enthusiasm (instead of curb your enthusiasm)
Heimlich remover (instead of Heimlich manoeuvre)
Ex-patriot (instead of expatriate)
Extract revenge (instead of exact revenge)
Self -depreciating (instead of self-deprecating)
As dust fell (instead of as dusk fell)
Last stitch effort (instead of last ditch effort)
I'm utterly flabbergasted. I mean we all know his reputation for being a shirker who doesn't put the work in to handle his brief. We all knew that, but surely even the laziest piece of [Poor language removed] comes to a point where things are so serious that you pull your finger out. It would appear this is not that point for that entitled waste of space.
Back off fella and have another pop tart lol
It's almost like the figures are just massive estimates isn't it?
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