Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Methuselah]

Where is it? Just curious.

Maidenhead Berkshire

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Apparently nettles are the best cure for haemorhoids

With a name like that im happy to take advice from an expert.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Apparently nettles are the best cure for haemorhoids

Well there you go. Cheers sphincter my man

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Maidenhead Berkshire

*checks map

 

[Paris]

How long before we're all bored of this and just carry on as normal again anyway?

Next week for me

 

[Catfish Blues]

Apparently nettles are the best cure for haemorhoids

You need fresh new leaves for this, so it's too early in the year for UK nettles. They're mostly imported from Spain, but they can be expensive, so take care not to get stung.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Next week for me

I think that's just when you're getting executed in Italy for being a perv mate.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

How long before we're all bored of this and just carry on as normal again anyway?

Hopefully not till the end of July so there's no chance this season can be finished

I reckon we will be in a lockdown in about a week, especially Liverpool city

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hopefully not till the end of July so there's no chance this season can be finished

I reckon we will be in a lockdown in about a week, especially Liverpool city

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

I like the way our government came out yesterday with the weak leadership of trying to be British and just wash your hands and don't go on a cruise so others have took the decision and responsibility from them to protect people and start isolating events, do one BoJo you little maggot

 

[Billy Dean]

My local region has put some measures in place today:

Schools, kindergartens to close as of Monday for all children bar those of parents doing critical work (e.g. medical personnel, police etc)
Theatres, public swimming pools, museums, zoos, trade fairs etc to close
Daily disinfection of tubes, trams, buses
Bus, tram, tube drivers to open doors centrally so passengers are not pushing the doors' buttons
No public events larger than 200 people, private events asked to follow public lead
Various town halls closing down
Extra testing centres to be built so everyone in the region is theoretically within 30km of one

On a national level small financial aid packages for parents who have to miss work to supervise their kids (although only for a few days, otherwise they have to take holiday or unpaid leave if their employers don't make an arrangement for them)

Let's see if that helps

 

[Paris]

I think that's just when you're getting executed in Italy for being a perv mate.

That's probably much more accurate

 

[verreauxi]

Priorities in the news (mostly USA news) have changed quite clearly:

(Generated using google trends, which looks at keywords in news stories)

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

That's probably much more accurate

You've had a good innings. In another time you would be king or pope, here apparently you are an Italian abomination.

Quite jealous really, im all my years of perversion I've never had a country who are good at footy want to kill me.
What an honour.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Britain with a Tory government leading the way, bellends