Haha. Phew! Sounds like you've been jibbed out to minor league team like me! Think of it as sending Matthew Pennington on loan to Walsall.
I'm not sure the Minor league teams have real names as they all sound mental!!
It turns out the Akron Rubberducks are a real team!
Lovely stuff, I'm ordering some merchandise and going into full kit mode for next time I fire it up