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Just don't piss with Hayee, simple
My sentiments . Oh , wise one .
Just don't piss with Hayee, simple
My sentiments . Oh , wise one .


it was -17.5 last night in woodford, tonight forecast -14 in crewe, feels colder tonight though. the mrs went on a 6 mile power walk and her drink froze.
Mate , I guarantee that Hayee will allow you a further 20 mins or so , of life as you know it , before becoming , ... , well , your Nemisis , tbh .
In fact , I'll set the alarm .
She will not take kindly to the Anti - Welshy , thing .
That and Women , I've found .
I shall pray for your soul .

rcardi'm gonna ******* kill him, god help him if he ever crosses my path!![]()
Fairly constant here, hovering round 0 at the moment, went down to about -4 earlier.
Feel sorry for you guys, i was up in liverpool last winter. that was pretty cold.
I could do with some winter at my place. the entire December and now January the temperature never goes below 16 C. Bullshit!
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