Christmas 2025

Merry Christmas

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Much as I love a pasty...

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My Mrs has bought my daughter a swizzle sweets advent calendar for £25 ffs ….. she’s 27. Now she’s on about buying her a red bull one as it’s supposed to be £40 but she can get it for £20 with her club card and staff discount.

I will end up in prison one day soon I swear.
Mix the swizzles with the red bull and wage a one man war vs the soviets. You'll have em wrapped up by half past midnight.
 
Mix the swizzles with the red bull and wage a one man war vs the soviets. You'll have em wrapped up by half past midnight.
Mate, Im not kidding, she buys any old crap, no idea where she gets the money from as I’m always skint 😂. I’ve been home working this week and I swear we’ve had about 15 parcels delivered…. I have no idea what any of them are… but I bet you I’ve paid for them.
 
Mate, I'm not kidding, she buys any old crap, no idea where she gets the money from as I’m always skint 😂. I’ve been home working this week and I swear we’ve had about 15 parcels delivered…. I have no idea what any of them are… but I bet you I’ve paid for them.
Send her, she can bankrupt em again like chernenko.
 

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