Not that you're arsed but that was the most difficult preview I've ever had to write.
A rugby town where the local lads spend too much time putting needles in each other's arses at the gym and then run into each other on a rugby pitch before going out in the local town and being obnoxious as [Poor language removed], drinking each others puke in a misguided attempt at solidarity while f*cking each other's sisters.

I want Oviedo, Barkley, Hitzlsberger, Vellios and Anichebe all starting today, as well as Heitinga, Howard and Pienaar.
Howard
Neville Duffy Heitinga Oviedo
Anichebe Barkley Hitzl Osman Pienaar
Vellios
There's a whole generation of blues who still haven't seen us win a cup, lets get it, 18 years is FAR too long.
16-0 Everton
ffs we're playing Monday not today? Ruined my weekend that!
bloody FA Cup third round on a Monday night. ridiculous.Yeah, Monday games should be banned.
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