Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Saturday, 5 November, 17:30

[Midnitemike]

Davies on 5 minutes and already done more than rest of team put together

 

[lancs blue]

john terry coming on for their goalie. cameraman has fallen asleep covering chelseas half. enoughs enough. loads of cracks aint gonna be covered by a 60ft poster of sharpie

 

[zzebra]

I really thought days like this were behind us.

 

[BigBlueConk]

If I leave the thread early will you booo me?

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Our first team squad. Laughable really.

Goalkeepers
Robles - bottom half quality - SELL/GIVE AWAY
Stekelenburg - mid-table quality - SELL/GIVE AWAY

Defenders
Baines - unfortunately finished - SELL
Williams - good but only for this and probably next season, and not top 4/5 quality
Jagielka - a liability nowadays - SELL
Oviedo - bottom half quality - SELL
Coleman - has lost his way massively and showing no real signs of improvement
Funes Mori - a liability - SELL
Holgate - very promising and unfairly shunted from the team

Midfielders
Gibson - waste of space and money - SELL/GIVE AWAY
Barkley - one influential game in five, not good enough
Mirallas - has gone backwards big time - SELL
Lennon - should play more, but still not very good - SELL/GIVE AWAY
Cleverley - waste of space and money - SELL
McCarthy - rubbish - SELL
Gueye - brilliant player
Barry - still very good but his last season with us surely
Besic - waste of space and money - SELL
Davies - not been given a chance

Forwards
Deulofeu - does nothing, might potentially still come good
Koné - waste of space and money - SELL/GIVE AWAY
Lukaku - fantastic player, deserves so much more from us
Bolasie - one influential game in five, like Ross - SELL
Valencia - waste of space and money - SELL/GIVE AWAY
Calvert-Lewin - no idea

 

[eurosrees]

well done Tom Davies, already MOM by an absolute mile.

 

[AlE]

Ooh, does that count as a shot? Exciting

 

[Gwlacticos]

We will batter Swansea after this embarrassment. That's the most positive thing I've got to say.

 

[COYB]

this is a disgrace.

 

[everton2004]

Going to have to make a sack poll after this.

Yeah you'd just love that wouldn't you. He's going nowhere after one bad game, deal with it.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Can't blame the fans for leaving, why should they show passion when the manager and those bellends on the pitch haven't.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Please make it stop.

 

[Zed Car]

The only way this result will be acceptable is if Chelsea beat the rs to the title on goal difference by 5 goals

 

[Lowste]

Feel sorry for them mate!

Me to mate

Loyal and fantastic support, who deserve better

I guess on the plus back to Euston in plenty of time for the last train

 

[Blues Harp]

So glad I saw them in 70,84-87,etc....garbage squad with no desire atm..