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Are We In Pink Kit Tomorrow..We play like a bunch of girls in that kit....Then again We also play like a bunch of girls in the blue kit too...
I reckon you'll disappear again when we overtake Liverpool
Are We In Pink Kit Tomorrow..We play like a bunch of girls in that kit....Then again We also play like a bunch of girls in the blue kit too...
Think ijjysmith said it was the Vanilla kit tomorrow.....
I fancy Beckford to start too, but he is only good when he has a partner meaning 4-4-2, and no matter what we all say playing the current champion away, that could only mean 4-4-1-1 for us.
So, Beckford starting it just ain't happening but one things for sure we would more than probably see him starting upfront in our F.A. Cup 3rd round tie in January!

We're gonna get pounded like Jenna Jameson at a bukkake party....
We'll either get stuffed or we'll draw 0-0. Chelsea really are there for the taking though. Their midfield is very average atm.
Are We In Pink Kit Tomorrow..We play like a bunch of girls in that kit....Then again We also play like a bunch of girls in the blue kit too...
In my tired/drunken state I read Saha/Yakubu as Saha and Yakubu, which is why I said I preferred Beckford and Yakubu. I think, considering Chelsea are there for the taking, it's time to inject a bit of confidence in our also rans, so I would go:
Mucha
Neville Jags/Johnny Distin Baines
Fellaini
Coleman/Anichebe Cahill Pienaar
Yakubu Beckford
I know many will scoff at this but, as it will not happen, I will not be proved wrong. And if TH plays and we have any more goalkeeping howlers....![]()


Then she wouldn't really be getting pounded, per se. Unless the guys in question have lead sperm or something.
You're quite right in one sense though. Chelsea are going to bum us.
I'd like to see how Yak and Beckford did up front, in the short stints they have had they have looked more like getting a goal than anything else we have tried other than Timmy...
That would mean playing 2 up top though which we only do when we are getting beat..![]()
Technically...pounding does take place in a bukkake...not all the time, but it does happen.
Either way...its gonna get messy
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