Chelsea 1-1 Everton. Saturday 4th December @ 15.00.

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Chelsea v Everton tactical analysis report if any of yous fancy a read......

http://theexecutionersbong.wordpress.com/2010/12/04/chelsea-1-1-everton/

There is no such word as 'yous'. 'You' singular or plural. Oxford English Dictionary if you fancy a read.

Good stats like, but have you not got anything to contribute to this forum other than advertise your own site? Feel free to post your opinions - most people's opinions often contradict statistical analysis on here mate.
 
There is no such word as 'yous'. 'You' singular or plural. Oxford English Dictionary if you fancy a read.

Good stats like, but have you not got anything to contribute to this forum other than advertise your own site? Feel free to post your opinions - most people's opinions often contradict statistical analysis on here mate.

Even I, a Londoner (and freelance cryptic crossword compiler so I know my words/grammar) know that yous is a Scouse term for the plural of you. Don't be so pedantic and unwelcoming man.
 
Even I, a Londoner (and freelance cryptic crossword compiler, so I know my words/grammar) know that yous is a Scouse term for the plural of you. Don't be so pedantic and unwelcoming man.

Put the comma in there for you pete!

My comment was a bit tongue in cheek - the stats are really good, but that is all Mr Bong is posting on here - links to his own site, and he's used yous in every post he's made. Fair enough I suppose..
 
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Put the comma in there for you pete!

My comment was a bit tongue in cheek - the stats are really good, but that is all Mr Bong is posting on here - links to his own site, and he's used yous in every post he's made. Fair enough I suppose..

Unlike grammar, punctuation is a personal thing. I intended the statement inside the parentheses to be read without a pause, so there was no need for a comma after compiler. It's not like the confusion of the wrongly placed comma in eats, shoots and leaves when describing the Panda's diet.

The trouble with tongue-in-cheek comments is that you can't see the twinkle in the person's eye as it's delivered (the statement, not the eye!) and that's why there are so many arguments in forums (or fora, before you go rushing for the OED again. I use Chambers myself). You should see the arguments that go on in the Guardian crossword forums - Jeez!

Oh, and I always have a twinkle in my eye. (y)
 
Great rant by Moyes there in the People:


Moyes was furious at the behaviour of Branislav Ivanovic, Florent Malouda and Didier Drogba as he launched an astonishing post-match tirade at the champions.
Moyes believed Ivanovic could have been sent off for a two-footed first-half tackle, claimed that Malouda stamped on Phil Neville and that Drogba over-reacted to get Neville booked.
The Goodison boss raged: “You need to have a look at the Ivanovic tackle in the 31st minute. I’ve got to say, Phil Neville has done fantastically. Florent Malouda came in and stamped on him and he got up and ran away – he had nothing to do with it.
“A minute later, one of their players got him booked for nothing. Unbelievable. He’s got up, run away, not made anything of it. I’m disgusted.
“He helped keep Malouda on the pitch and then a second later one of their players goes down easy and gets him booked. Ridiculous.
“Have a look at the Ivanovic tackle and look where the referee is and make your mind up.”
Moyes was also angry that Chelsea reacted furiously to a challenge from Tim Cahill on Petr Cech, which left the Chelsea keeper with a cut above his eye – bringing back memories of the horrific injury he suffered in an infamous clash with Stephen Hunt four years ago.
The Everton boss fumed: “Because he has a history of *injury does not mean my *players don’t go for tackles? He better go for it. After our performance last week against West Brom, he’d ****ing better go for it. If he hadn’t gone for that I’d have been wringing his neck.”
 
Great rant by Moyes there in the People:


Moyes was furious at the behaviour of Branislav Ivanovic, Florent Malouda and Didier Drogba as he launched an astonishing post-match tirade at the champions.
Moyes believed Ivanovic could have been sent off for a two-footed first-half tackle, claimed that Malouda stamped on Phil Neville and that Drogba over-reacted to get Neville booked.
The Goodison boss raged: “You need to have a look at the Ivanovic tackle in the 31st minute. I’ve got to say, Phil Neville has done fantastically. Florent Malouda came in and stamped on him and he got up and ran away – he had nothing to do with it.
“A minute later, one of their players got him booked for nothing. Unbelievable. He’s got up, run away, not made anything of it. I’m disgusted.
“He helped keep Malouda on the pitch and then a second later one of their players goes down easy and gets him booked. Ridiculous.
“Have a look at the Ivanovic tackle and look where the referee is and make your mind up.”
Moyes was also angry that Chelsea reacted furiously to a challenge from Tim Cahill on Petr Cech, which left the Chelsea keeper with a cut above his eye – bringing back memories of the horrific injury he suffered in an infamous clash with Stephen Hunt four years ago.
The Everton boss fumed: “Because he has a history of *injury does not mean my *players don’t go for tackles? He better go for it. After our performance last week against West Brom, he’d ****ing better go for it. If he hadn’t gone for that I’d have been wringing his neck.”

Its true. Every word though.

And I wouldn't mind. Terry was shoulder charging Cahill into the challenge with Cech!

IT WUZ CHELSEA!
 
Great rant by Moyes there in the People:


Moyes was furious at the behaviour of Branislav Ivanovic, Florent Malouda and Didier Drogba as he launched an astonishing post-match tirade at the champions.
Moyes believed Ivanovic could have been sent off for a two-footed first-half tackle, claimed that Malouda stamped on Phil Neville and that Drogba over-reacted to get Neville booked.
The Goodison boss raged: “You need to have a look at the Ivanovic tackle in the 31st minute. I’ve got to say, Phil Neville has done fantastically. Florent Malouda came in and stamped on him and he got up and ran away – he had nothing to do with it.
“A minute later, one of their players got him booked for nothing. Unbelievable. He’s got up, run away, not made anything of it. I’m disgusted.
“He helped keep Malouda on the pitch and then a second later one of their players goes down easy and gets him booked. Ridiculous.
“Have a look at the Ivanovic tackle and look where the referee is and make your mind up.”
Moyes was also angry that Chelsea reacted furiously to a challenge from Tim Cahill on Petr Cech, which left the Chelsea keeper with a cut above his eye – bringing back memories of the horrific injury he suffered in an infamous clash with Stephen Hunt four years ago.
The Everton boss fumed: “Because he has a history of *injury does not mean my *players don’t go for tackles? He better go for it. After our performance last week against West Brom, he’d ****ing better go for it. If he hadn’t gone for that I’d have been wringing his neck.”

GO MOYESY , YOU TELL 'EM , LAD
 
Its true. Every word though.

And I wouldn't mind. Terry was shoulder charging Cahill into the challenge with Cech!

IT WUZ CHELSEA!

Tim left his foot in, there's no question about that. But as I said yesterday during the game in this thread (and Moyes stated after the game - plagiarist!) Cech's like a protected species. The feller's wearing a three inch thick kevlar helmet - an Iraqi sniper couldn't pierce it.

Anyway, **** Chelsea and **** Terry and that grim manager of theirs.
 
Tim left his foot in, there's no question about that. But as I said yesterday during the game in this thread (and Moyes stated after the game - plagiarist!) Cech's like a protected species. The feller's wearing a three inch thick kevlar helmet - an Iraqi sniper couldn't pierce it.

Anyway, **** Chelsea and **** Terry and that grim manager of theirs.

An Extinction Level Event meteor impact couldn't either
 
Great rant by Moyes there in the People:


Moyes was furious at the behaviour of Branislav Ivanovic, Florent Malouda and Didier Drogba as he launched an astonishing post-match tirade at the champions.
Moyes believed Ivanovic could have been sent off for a two-footed first-half tackle, claimed that Malouda stamped on Phil Neville and that Drogba over-reacted to get Neville booked.
The Goodison boss raged: “You need to have a look at the Ivanovic tackle in the 31st minute. I’ve got to say, Phil Neville has done fantastically. Florent Malouda came in and stamped on him and he got up and ran away – he had nothing to do with it.
“A minute later, one of their players got him booked for nothing. Unbelievable. He’s got up, run away, not made anything of it. I’m disgusted.
“He helped keep Malouda on the pitch and then a second later one of their players goes down easy and gets him booked. Ridiculous.
“Have a look at the Ivanovic tackle and look where the referee is and make your mind up.”
Moyes was also angry that Chelsea reacted furiously to a challenge from Tim Cahill on Petr Cech, which left the Chelsea keeper with a cut above his eye – bringing back memories of the horrific injury he suffered in an infamous clash with Stephen Hunt four years ago.
The Everton boss fumed: “Because he has a history of *injury does not mean my *players don’t go for tackles? He better go for it. After our performance last week against West Brom, he’d ****ing better go for it. If he hadn’t gone for that I’d have been wringing his neck.”

He's completely right, in every way there.
 
Cech's one of those keepers who will happily play on the situation and feign injury aswell, not that he did yesterday, but I've seen him do it on a number of occasions. I don't like him at all, those tall, lanky keepers are all the same.
 
Cech's one of those keepers who will happily play on the situation and feign injury aswell, not that he did yesterday, but I've seen him do it on a number of occasions. I don't like him at all, those tall, lanky keepers are all the same.

Spot on. He does.

If he played for Barnsley rather than those molly coddled poseurs he'd be ridiculed.
 
Hahaha!! News Of The World gave Baines a 7 (the same as Beckford!)!

Mind you, from reading the match report it doesn't even look like they were at the match. Nothing in the report that they couldn't have got from watching Match Of The Day.

Idiots.
 
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