2019/20 Cenk Tosun


Player Valuation: £70m
Scored his second, btw first link got deleted in the previos page so putting his first and second here

I've just realised what it is about him that's always freaked me out by watching him celebrate his second goal with his mate at the end there.

All his arm joints are on the wrong way round. When he bends his elbow one way, his arm goes the other. He tries to splay his fingers, they all curl up. Mad.

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