Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ok lads, I think he's gonna be pants. I signed him on fifa for my quadruple winning Everton team. Stuck him in an attacking 433 flanked by Mbappé and Rashford. Utter garbage.

PULL OUT OF THIS MADNESS NOW EVERTON FC, THE PROOF IS INCONTROVERTIBLE.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Bill took him to Madame Tussauds to show him the Chamber of Everton Horrors.

"These are Luke and Kev.. They just stand around preening themselves. And here's the defence not moving too much either."

And there's Morgan. His marking is criminal.

He didn't show him Gordon Lee or Moyesie.

 

[RomanReigns]

Everton:- we will offer 25 mil

Besiktas:- we want 30

Everton:- we will offer 15 mil

Beskitas:- we want 40

Everton:- fine we will offer 35 mil

Besiktas:- we want 50

Everton fine we will offer 50 mil

Besiktas - we want 50 mil + 15% sell on clause

Everton pull out

 

[Fishman]

I've heard that Bill has put his name down on the karaoke in the Brick at 10pm before wandering up to the Castle to drink some Aussie Whites.

Aussie whites pre match & half time.... back in the good times!

 

[PhilM]

Aussie whites pre match & half time.... back in the good times!

I still have one around Christmas time and also strangely if we're playing at home in the third round. Nostalgia.

 

[PeregrineT]

The photo was taken yesterday evening at London. Not liverpool.

Right, yes. Of course "Allegedly" taken yesterday evening.

 

[JammyP]

Tosun another million on the bonfire?

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Found to have a dodgy knee at his medical. Leroy Fer MKII

 

[Talu]

This fiyata is the best player you can get cenk strikers are now so expensive that you can not find a suitable player elsewhere so you are trying to make this transfer cenk at least gives your game improvement as you are playing karambole.

 

[PhilEFC]

This fiyata is the best player you can get cenk strikers are now so expensive that you can not find a suitable player elsewhere so you are trying to make this transfer cenk at least gives your game improvement as you are playing karambole.

Come again?

 

[Toffeelover]

Keep looking on here for news that he has signed but all I see are rubbish posts. Now I do hope this is not another one heading for the toilet bowl.

 

[Kev The Rat]

This fiyata is the best player you can get cenk strikers are now so expensive that you can not find a suitable player elsewhere so you are trying to make this transfer cenk at least gives your game improvement as you are playing karambole.

New year started a bit early ?

 

[COYBL25]

New year started a bit early ?

I`m assuming English isn`t his first language mate.

Either that or he`s another Chico multi

 

[Talu]

Translate.

 

[BjkFan]

This fiyata is the best player you can get cenk strikers are now so expensive that you can not find a suitable player elsewhere so you are trying to make this transfer cenk at least gives your game improvement as you are playing karambole.

Translation from Turenglish to English : Cenk is the best player you can get at this price , you can not find a more suitable player elsewhere since strikers are too costly these days. Cenk would improve your game since your play is a mess.