I have no idea which substances you were under the influence of during these games, but get me some.
I think we have been poor in the last two matches yes, but let's take a step back and consider each match in turn.
Liverpool - 3 shots on target, 3 against.
Norwich - 5 shots on target, 1 against.
Leicester - 2 shots on target, 3 against.
Spurs - 3 shouts on target, 2 against.
Southampton - 4 shots on target, 4 against.
Matches - 5
Points - 8
Shots on target - 17
Shots against - 13
Goals scored - 4
Goals conceded - 3
"We were dominated every match though lad."
