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[chrismpw]

"Well I never saw that coming"

 

[Boba Fret]

"Right for me to go quietly I require a massive severance package"

 

[GrumpyBlue]

 

[ADT]

There's no doubt cuco has done a fastastic job

 

[Baines' left foot]

“Excuse me waitress. Yes I’d like some gravy please”

 

[Goodison87]

"Come on Farhad, I'm not even arsed, just put the six mill into me account now. I've got the Mrs logged on to me online banking and she's hittin' the F5 button like a well oiled piston."

 

[Cels]

 

[aazak]

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"Pint of wine, please - to go. "

 

[St James the Less]

"To prove all those F******s wrong - I'll give the 6 million to Alder Hey Children's Charity" Ahem!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I blame Sammy and Craig, the fans and the Board, the players and everyone at the club for this setback in my career

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Pay the bill? #$%k that. I want them to pay me for eating

 

[thevorpalblade]

Would Monsieur Creosote like one last teeny weeny After Dinner mint?

Go on...

PLEASE!

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Ademola Lookman? I ate him.

 

[macdog]

Bloody Everton ingrates. Gave 'em what they wanted, din't I?

 

[laudo9]

"My all time favourite Everton player ? ... Gravyson of course !!! "