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[B17BLG]

Farhad, I will not fit in that cannon.

 

[blue61]

See you in Cardiff in a few months, ker...ching.

 

[thevorpalblade]

I could do a grand job at Watford...

 

[Yarrgh]

"Effing foreigners come over here and steal our jobs mate. It's not right. I'd kick them all out. My villa in Spain is surrounded by loads of them. Don't even drink wine by the pint, the fussy garlic munching rabble. Gravy, that's what they need. That'd sort 'em out. I tell you I was a contender and that Iranian pr**k f**ked me right over. I laid the effing foundations at that club and do I get a mention now they've won a European Cup, do I eff! Effing Bobby Martinez on Sky Sports kissing their ar$e? He can eff right off too. Bas***ds.

"And don't get me started on the effing fans there, the ungrateful sh*ts. They were rock bottom and I got them into the European places, no one effing mentions that either. 15 massive tits on the internet got me. Effing c**ts"

 

[KaiserEFC]

“I think Marco Silva was that bloke giving me 2 for 1 cocktails in Marbella”

 

[McBain]

I swear to God, its a movie about [Poor language removed] Billboards! Two hours! Billboards!!

 

[Sentinel]

"Wanna see a gravy train? Waiter, round for everyone at the bar, the drinks are on me, c/o Everton Football Club"

 

[Jamiednm]

'Sam Allardyce enjoys a pint'

 

[Seathestars]

They think I was bad, wait until Moysey returns

 

[BiggyRat]

Theresa, you've come to the right Man! I'll keep you in power & in even better news, I've cleared up my Calendar for the next few years.

 

[BernieH]

"At least I beat liverpool on away goals"

 

[GrumpyBlue]

 

[Bungle]

 

[Osamabindiesel]

“MOYES?!!???”

 

[Ollie d]

"I tell you, the football will be so shoite they won't hesitate to boot me out. 18 month contract, i love a payday.."