Just received this from my daughter:

[Old Blue 2]

Everton's 3 reds this season:
One for fighting with own team mate;
One for pulling hair;
One for clapping.

Sounds like a [expletive deleted] kids birthday party!

 

[Daytripper]

They will fining players for farting in the dressing room next

 

[Dddddd]

They will fining players for farting in the dressing room next

McNeil stinks the place out most weeks

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Who else was expecting a post of a picture of a novelty butt plug in the shape of a Messerschmitt Bf 109?

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Everton's 3 reds this season:
One for fighting with own team mate;
One for pulling hair;
One for clapping.

Sounds like a [expletive deleted] kids birthday party!

Don’t forget the booking in the derby that led to suspension for Dewsbury Hall for the quick free kick

 

[Toffeepot]

Who else was expecting a post of a picture of a novelty butt plug in the shape of a Messerschmitt Bf 109?

I was expecting a nice present of Everton memorabilia

 

[Old Blue 2]

Don’t forget the booking in the derby that led to suspension for Dewsbury Hall for the quick free kick

Good one! As in: Sir! He's playing with the ball, and you didn't let him do so!!! Blaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Everton's 3 reds this season:
One for fighting with own team mate;
One for pulling hair;
One for clapping.

Sounds like a [expletive deleted] kids birthday party!

Reported for swearing.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Who else was expecting a post of a picture of a novelty butt plug in the shape of a Messerschmitt Bf 109?

I definitely did nazi the OP being what it was.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Who else was expecting a post of a picture of a novelty butt plug in the shape of a Messerschmitt Bf 109?

Someone got posh Christmas crackers!

 

[Old Blue 2]

Who else was expecting a post of a picture of a novelty butt plug in the shape of a Messerschmitt Bf 109?

I do one Staffel of Bf 109s (3./Erprobungsgruppe 210) - the rest, Messerschmitt Bf 110s. Do keep up! (No pun intended!).

And if you can stick one of these up yer jackzi, yer a better man than I am, Bungit Din!

Reported for swearing.

Go play with the buses...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I do one Staffel of Bf 109s (3./Erprobungsgruppe 210) - the rest, Messerschmitt Bf 110s. Do keep up! (No pun intended!).

And if you can stick one of these up yer jackzi, yer a better man than I am, Bungit Din!
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Go play with the buses...

If I wasn't convinced before, I am now certain you and @Kev The Rat are one and same.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I do one Staffel of Bf 109s (3./Erprobungsgruppe 210) - the rest, Messerschmitt Bf 110s. Do keep up! (No pun intended!).

And if you can stick one of these up yer jackzi, yer a better man than I am, Bungit Din!
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Go play with the buses...

Who else was expecting a post of a picture of a novelty butt plug in the shape of a Messerschmitt Bf 109?

Fantastic how Jimmy can’t get his Messerschmitt buttplug of choice but a Blue Brother suggests a Staffel unit to stick up his hole instead.

All you have to do is ask on GOT.

 

[Rita_Poon]

All you have to do is ask on GOT.

Maybe the jigsaws have had their day?

 

[Old Blue 2]

If I wasn't convinced before, I am now certain you and @Kev The Rat are one and same.

Well you are wrong 100%

I have one account here, and one only.

Never mind, try to get something right next time...