British only team

[Neiler]

Maybe build some sheds, with bunk beds at the former Goodison site to House our former foreign players, put them to work digging holes and what not, shower for all at the end of the day.

 

[chicoazul]

They do it because Spanish players are good mate, most English players in the PL aren't very good

They only seem so good to teenage YouTube scout lizards mate.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Nah English players are badly gash

 

[GBH73]

I plan too

How will you cope with the foreign food though?

 

[nsno-chris]

 

[Thomasc]

When we move to the docks do you think a proposal of having a british only squad could work? We would have to be settled in the stadium for a few years first of course. Similar to what Athletic Bilboa do in spain. we already have an amazing academy, it would be a unique selling point for the club and be attractive to british players. Tbh all the foreign players bar Vlasic and Niasse have been pants for us this year anyway. If this is too drastic maybe we have a marquee players system in place for the forgeign players? Hopefully this way we avoid dross like Martina and creata unique Club in England. Thoughts??

No mate

 

[mike91efc]

How will you cope with the foreign food though?

I like foreign food

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Perhaps we should only employ people with moustaches? Though we would be forced to sell players who shaved them off - sounds equally realistic as the OP.

 

[ijjysmith]

Mucha

Valente
Yobo
Materazzi
Hottiger

Drenthe
Linderoth
Gravesen
Van Der Meyde

Bakayoko
Yakubu

 

[Marius57]

Don’t care where players are from as long as we win. We have had some games this season with large amounts of British players and it hasn’t done much good.

Against Leicester for one example we had 9 British starters:
Pickford, baines, jagielka, Williams, Kenny, Lennon, davies, rooney, dcl.

Bad idea, that wouldn’t work and would make other clubs label us as the racist club of the country which would be bad publicity.

 

[jaycee]

Mucha

Valente
Yobo
Materazzi
Hottiger

Drenthe
Linderoth
Gravesen
Van Der Meyde

Bakayoko
Yakubu

Disappointed there Itchy I thought the first letter of each name was going to give me a word

 

[Zezti]

I would like to suggest we only play people who have certain letters in their name. Perhaps we only take players with certain haircuts, too? Or only those with detached earlobes. None of that fully joined ear nonsense.

 

[dublinbluenose]

This thread makes Seamus Coleman cry.

 

[Goat]

This thread makes Seamus Coleman cry.

Hes British mate.

 

[Marius57]

Can we clone Oumar 10 times and just play him.