Breast milk

Frank Drebin · August 19, 2011

Firstly, although I have been so far blessed with neither wife or child I am certain I would drink her milk and munch on placenta with great gusto. Anyone with experiences on this they wish to share? And also if it is so healthy why don't we health screen lactating mothers to produce for the consumer market? Just a thought. Any breeders want to be milked on Dragons Den?

Basil Fawlty · August 19, 2011

Bagsy milker duties, unpaid of course

Woolly Blue · August 19, 2011

Been a while, but it's nice to help out with an over-abundance of milk.

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · August 19, 2011

you won't need any sugar in your tea.

placenta ..... they asked us what we wanted to do with it in New Zealand, Maori take it home and bury it apparently, otherwise it is cut into strips and put on bed sores to make them heal, and does so incredibly quickly apparently. As for eating it I'll leave it to the French thanks.

heatmeiser · August 19, 2011

Placenta looks like liver.

I like liver.

Frank Drebin · August 19, 2011

The more I think of it the more sensible it seems. The human body doesn't process cow milk very well, lots of people turn to goats or soya milk, the idea holds water. Single mothers on benefits will earn extra income. Properly treated and screened for drugs and disease its viable. Why aren't we all drinking breast milk?

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · August 19, 2011

heatmeiser said:
Placenta looks like liver.

I like liver.

Exactly what I thought, and I don't like liver.

Woolly Blue · August 19, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
The more I think of it the more sensible it seems. The human body doesn't process cow milk very well, lots of people turn to goats or soya milk, the idea holds water. Single mothers on benefits will earn extra income. Properly treated and screened for drugs and disease its viable. Why aren't we all drinking breast milk?

I've tried this with young single mothers but it tends to mean thta you miss the match on Saturday .... and work during the week, and the pub on Friday. Her Majestys pleasure isn't as pleasurable as it sounds.

The argument that it's good for them doesn't seem to help.

Woolly Blue · August 19, 2011

Why are the rest of the pervs ( except Basil ) on here concentrating on placenta ?
What's wrong with breast ffs ?

RFUS · August 19, 2011

I'd wish you all tongue AIDs but it seems you already have it.

Frank Drebin · August 19, 2011

Im genuinely thinking this is a good idea now. Why wouldn't it work? Sure it might take a little getting used to but the idea is sound. You could also just have milk from the breast of a vegetarian and be able to trace the source of your milk right back to the nipple. I could be the Levi Roots of titty juice.

Woolly Blue · August 19, 2011

Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £1million

I suspect that valuation is going to go up. All that's needed for this idea to take off is to bring a few suckers on board.

Frank Drebin · August 19, 2011

RadioFriendlyUnitShifter said:
I'd wish you all tongue AIDs but it seems you already have it.

A glass of breast milk a day is all the body needs to fight off tongue AIDS. (legal note: as yet unproven on human bodies)

Dylan · August 19, 2011

Breast milk tastes fine. Not something I would drink on an everyday basis. But it is highly nutritious, especially the colostrom right after baby is born. Super concentrated it is. But to get the levels you would need to supply the population, you would need Matrix style people farms.

I know this isn't a serious thread, but what the hey! If we can be silly on serious threads, we can be serious on silly threads!