'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Boss_Blue]

That's considered dogging in Wales

I always thought it was considered speed dating.

 

[davids]

A right little fittie was on my site last week and the admin girl told me that she said I was 'fit'.

Turns out she's engaged to the son of a director in the company FFS. Tease.

Could it be reports of your chronic constipation have put her off? Women can be so fickle

 

[l4toffee]

Thought my golf bet was down yesterday

Nephew just told me now fowler won

Happy days 8/1

 

[bluelife]

 

[summerisle]

Just made some jam rock buns and mince pies.

 

[Sir]

Sefton park high rise is on fire.

Quite interesting really

Sir

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

One of the tower blocks at the north end of Sefton Park is on fire. You can see the smoke for miles. Loads of engines and police there, doesn't seem to be anyone in danger though, thankfully.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Sefton park high rise is on fire.

Quite interesting really

Sir

Ahh. You beat me.

Just walked past. Still going strong.

 

[evertoniandy]

Just started watching Breaking Bad. That pilot would've done for me. Epic.

 

[summerisle]

In Ancient Greece 'doing a lesbian' meant getting a blowjob. Sweet dreams.

 

[summerisle]

Eating cheese and mustard butties, followed by chocolate nib cake, a cup of tea and another sleepless night.

 

[summerisle]

1874 - Benjamin Disraeli becomes Prime Minister, in case you missed it.

 

[deipnosophist]

Just heard Sefton Park is alight

 

[deipnosophist]

Just been to butcher for a pork loin chop for a late lunch

 

[summerisle]

Just heard Sefton Park is alight

Not exactly a towering inferno :
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/recap-sydenham-house-fire-sefton-9235970