'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[AlE]

Been leaning on my elbow so much it's actually started bleeding. Is that normal or do I have really thin skin?!

 

[summerisle]

I'm making mango jam and mousse on Sunday

 

[AlE]

I'm making mango jam and mousse on Sunday

Didn't you start the mangos thread?

 

[Lowste]

I am off to see Spamalot tomorrow night, I have no idea how I have been roped into going.

 

[summerisle]

Didn't you start the mangos thread?

I did , with typical GOT zeal it died a death

 

[AlE]

I did , with typical GOT zeal it died a death

Don't worry, mate, I've created a few threads which died pretty quickly.

Focusing on one particular fruit is a tricky one mind

 

[summerisle]

I am off to see Spamalot tomorrow night, I have no idea how I have been roped into going.

Sexual congress, or a promise to be named as a beneficiary in a will ?

Don't worry, mate, I've created a few threads which died pretty quickly.

Focusing on one particular fruit is a tricky one mind

Can't wait for the responses for Kumquat.

 

[AlE]

Sexual congress, or a promise to be named as a beneficiary in a will ?

Can't wait for the responses for Kumquat.

Innuendo alone will get you a couple of pages I'm sure

 

[summerisle]

Innuendo alone will get you a couple of pages I'm sure

I thought I'd twin it with passion fruit

 

[arch stanton]

ive got tummy ache. had 4 poos today too.

 

[AlE]

ive got tummy ache. had 4 poos today too.

Actually made me laugh. How immature am I?

 

[summerisle]

ive got tummy ache. had 4 poos today too.

You haven't been eating mangos, have you ?

 

[arch stanton]

nope, chicken fajitas, (had three dumps before thwm tho), had a few Kronenbergs too. There's going to be some unpleasantness tomorrow.

 

[summerisle]

nope, chicken fajitas, (had three dumps GeForce thwm tho), had a few Kronenbergs too. There's going to be some unpleasantness tomorrow.

Keep us posted

 

[The Esk]

1st game of football for me in 2 weeks this morning. Can't say I am totally looking forward to it which is unusual to say the least.