'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[deipnosophist]

Not exactly a towering inferno :
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/recap-sydenham-house-fire-sefton-9235970

Lucky it's not Sept 11 today, or that building would likely collapse.

 

[Clint Planet]

My mum is out of hospital.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I just got past 1,000 reps.

 

[Boss_Blue]

@chicoazul has been banned apparently.

 

[Boss_Blue]

@Sapie88 has just sent me a picture of his penis on Twitter and he has a fat misshapen bellend that looks exactly like a thumb.

Exciting times.

 

[peteblue]

@Sapie88 has just sent me a picture of his penis on Twitter and he has a fat misshapen bellend that looks exactly like a thumb.

Exciting times.

So, we've found Chico then.......







....just kidding......

 

[Boss_Blue]

@Sapie88 has @designerthumbs

 

[Jacko93]

Just been down to see the boat. Its massive.

 

[Jacko93]

Just been down to see the boat. Its massive.

The boat, the boats massive.

 

[AlE]

My ears are really hot.

...think someone is talking about me

 

[Billy Dean]

Just opened my place up to couch surfers. Should be interesting.

 

[Eggs]

.........hammy just went doing my old man's jog. Had a feeling the last few times it was ready, legacy of footy days at least I know exactly what is happening. Out for two weeks, hey ho.

 

[Baines' left foot]

One of the toilets in work blocks up really easily and so midway through dropping one off I thought I'd do a courtesy flush to try and minimise this.

What ensued was what felt like Niagra Falls drenching my cock and balls. Woke me up a bit at least!

 

[malfosse]

I heard whispers Stevie G could playing his last game at the pit tomorrow.

 

[GlosBlue]

The bloke that does most of the Simpsons supporting character's voices is quitting the show...

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-r...d-flanders-mr-burns-set-to-leave-the-simpsons