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Billy Dean · May 6, 2015

Just heard on the grapevine a lovely Italian lass at work that I've had my eye on has designs on becoming the next Williamina Dean. I think that calls for a little shuffle :dance:

Deleted member 28206 · May 6, 2015

Going to walk the dog

Baines' left foot · May 9, 2015

Been sat on the toilet so long that I've gone a bit numb. My foot just feels like a piece of meat stuck on the end of my leg.

Deleted member 28206 · May 9, 2015

I'm going to bed

AlE · May 10, 2015

Just seen a fox. If they didn't have such a bad rep I would have cuddled it

Billy Dean · May 10, 2015

just got up with a mild hangover.

Boss_Blue · May 10, 2015

Kurt said:
in the last hour I've eaten a pack of honey roast turkey slices, a pack of wotsits , a terry's chocolate orange bar , a blue ribband and a sandwich.
and a cup of coffee.
and bummed three goats, two sheep, fingered an otter and sexually assaulted a passing tramp.

Monster.

Eggs · May 10, 2015

...Kevin Kilbane just been on telly completing the Great Manchester Run, 10k in 40mins. Well done, Kevin.

Deleted member 28206 · May 10, 2015

I'm in the car wash

Eggs · May 10, 2015

Bryan said:
I'm in the car wash

......did that myself an hour or so ago, work hard them lads.

scratchnsurf · May 10, 2015

Bryan said:
I'm in the car wash

Shower bust?

Baines' left foot · May 10, 2015

Billy Dean said:
Just heard on the grapevine a lovely Italian lass at work that I've had my eye on has designs on becoming the next Williamina Dean. I think that calls for a little shuffle

A right little fittie was on my site last week and the admin girl told me that she said I was 'fit'.

Turns out she's engaged to the son of a director in the company FFS. Tease.

Caso01 · May 10, 2015

GwladysBlue said:
Failed my driving test, gutted.

Don't worry mate, I failed mine 6 times, makes no difference as long as you pass in the end.
Well , apart from the financial cost.

sageyefc · May 10, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
A right little fittie was on my site last week and the admin girl told me that she said I was 'fit'.

Turns out she's engaged to the son of a director in the company FFS. Tease.

That shouldnt stop you