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Bungle · April 28, 2015

Bryan said:
@Bungle

I almost sicked a little bit at the thought of myself in hotpants. But sadly it probably was me.

summerisle · April 29, 2015

I've just made a chocolate nib cake. Melting chocolate dribbling down my chin.

Little Ralphy · April 30, 2015

Had to come home from work early, get in my house and there is a girl I've never seen before standing there! Quite cute to be fair, about the same age as my wife. My wife comes out of the kitchen and says, 'Well this is awkward.' WTF!

Turns out she's 'hired a cleaner' and didn't want to tell me. Either that or her new lover brought her cleaning equipment as a cover and is now having to clean our house! Either way the house is getting cleaned so that's a bonus.

GwladysBlue · April 30, 2015

Failed my driving test, gutted.

sageyefc · April 30, 2015

GwladysBlue said:
Failed my driving test, gutted.

Bribe the instructor

beautifulthing · April 30, 2015

GwladysBlue said:
Failed my driving test, gutted.

Hit an old lady at a pedestrian crossing on my first test.

How we laughed.

And failed.

GwladysBlue · April 30, 2015

beautifulthing said:
Hit an old lady at a pedestrian crossing on my first test.

How we laughed.

And failed.

My examiner hit the breaks because I was about to rear end a lorry. If I had of paid attention for that split second I would have passed. That was within the first 5 minutes. At least I never hit anyone though!

SNova · May 1, 2015

SNova said:
This protein world advertisement is appetently unrealistic and is body shaming. I'm not sure they know what unrealistic means.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-chubsters-complaining-bikini-clad-model.html

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/04/30/beach-body-ready-advert/

32% of men were offended by this. What's Britian coming to

Eggs · May 1, 2015

.....daughter Dr Eggs is 30 today. Just been for a meal in town and now folk are in the pub waiting for me but I have a meeting I have to dial into at 16.00. Never mind, I'll soon catch up.

Eggs · May 1, 2015

GwladysBlue said:
Failed my driving test, gutted.

....never mind, Matey, you'll enjoy it all the more when you pass.

Kurt. · May 1, 2015

Little Ralphy said:
Had to come home from work early, get in my house and there is a girl I've never seen before standing there! Quite cute to be fair, about the same age as my wife. My wife comes out of the kitchen and says, 'Well this is awkward.' WTF!

Turns out she's 'hired a cleaner' and didn't want to tell me. Either that or her new lover brought her cleaning equipment as a cover and is now having to clean our house! Either way the house is getting cleaned so that's a bonus.

so your wife has a woman in a couple of times a week then..