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Had to come home from work early, get in my house and there is a girl I've never seen before standing there! Quite cute to be fair, about the same age as my wife. My wife comes out of the kitchen and says, 'Well this is awkward.' WTF!

Turns out she's 'hired a cleaner' and didn't want to tell me. Either that or her new lover brought her cleaning equipment as a cover and is now having to clean our house! Either way the house is getting cleaned so that's a bonus.
 
beautifulthing said:
Hit an old lady at a pedestrian crossing on my first test.

How we laughed.

And failed.
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My examiner hit the breaks because I was about to rear end a lorry. If I had of paid attention for that split second I would have passed. That was within the first 5 minutes. At least I never hit anyone though!
 
Little Ralphy said:
Had to come home from work early, get in my house and there is a girl I've never seen before standing there! Quite cute to be fair, about the same age as my wife. My wife comes out of the kitchen and says, 'Well this is awkward.' WTF!

Turns out she's 'hired a cleaner' and didn't want to tell me. Either that or her new lover brought her cleaning equipment as a cover and is now having to clean our house! Either way the house is getting cleaned so that's a bonus.
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so your wife has a woman in a couple of times a week then..
 
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