'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[IRO1977]

I think i tore my foresking last night having good times, not completely but enough to cause discomfort

 

[Julian Carax]

Teaching my first lesson over google handouts in a minute. Wearing a shirt, tie and swimming shorts. I feel like I'm on Sky Sports News!

 

[carlos21]

Teaching my first lesson over google handouts in a minute. Wearing a shirt, tie and swimming shorts. I feel like I'm on Sky Sports News!

enjoy mate.

 

[EvertruvianMan]

3 DNA strand IVF treatment given the go ahead. Superb. The next step towards designer babies.

 

[blue61]

I'm stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 ffs.

 

[Deloodid]

Just had bacon on.....with a splash of red.

 

[Deloodid]

Ive just seen Robbie Savage with a camera crew on the Bill Shankley Fields.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Just had a double decker for breakfast. NEA

 

[EFC Si]

Working early shift today instead of late shift so I can go out earlier. Arsed, not even once.

 

[Moomin]

Just had bacon on.....with a splash of red.

MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brownie86]

I'm thinking of getting a bottle of Jack Daniels and drinking all day, but I might not.

 

[Bungle]

Ordering Dominos to work for lunch

 

[EFC Si]

Ordering Dominos to work for lunch

Give me your life

 

[Bungle]

Give me your life

I can do mate, but I'm afraid it comes with my clogged arteries and huge body, have I sold it to you?

 

[caught]

AIDS still rampant in Africa.