'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Ducans elbow]

Forgot to mention they have to be Walkers cheese n onion

 

[tsubaki]

Just had a bag of cheese and onion crisps and broke a bar of galaxy in with the crisps mmmmmmm

 

[Deleted member 28206]

 

[Julian Carax]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22769080

 

[Degs62]

My right knee is sore because I keep walking to the new cabinet in our bedroom in the dark.

 

[Brownie86]

I havent done any work in 2 and a half days. Just 'F5'-ing twitter for news on a new manager.

 

[Kurt.]

A lad I know is fighting for the British Title in Blackpool Winter Gardens this weekend... just spoken to him and he tells me his head is all over the place with packing but he is fit as a fiddle and raring to go.... any of you who like a flutter get your dollars on Mark Evans

 

[Deloodid]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22769080

Deserved. u cant go abusing civilians


In other news.

Im about to make some tea and toast, and the toast will be getting dipped in my cuppa.

 

[EFC Si]

Just got a tax rebate for 800 quid

*windmills
/thread
/get the fuark in
/just in time for the weekend
/buzzing
/loving life

 

[Degs62]

Just started a twitter thingo.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

It's hot.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Just bought ham and beer from Tesco.

 

[Degs62]

Ran out of coffee beans, had to go to the drive through ffs.

 

[Degs62]

I've got the man flu.

 

[EvertruvianMan]

Just heard a worrying statistic on the Radio.
In the year so far in the US, toddlers using their parents firearms have accidentally killed more people than have been killed by terrorists.