'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[blue61]

Tonight, I will be having a salad with something savoury.

 

[Degs62]

Just ate some chocolate, much nicer than cheese.

 

[Julian Carax]

Just heard a worrying statistic on the Radio.
In the year so far in the US, toddlers using their parents firearms have accidentally killed more people than have been killed by terrorists.

If only the victims of the toddlers would have had guns to defend themselves with. If only.

 

[Julian Carax]

Just downloaded the Qu'ran for my Ipad.

21st Century hey.

 

[carlos21]

It's hot.

hi mate how are you today,

 

[Bigmaclad]

I've done nothing all day

 

[carlos21]

I've done nothing all day

I have been in bed sick again.

 

[stevo27]

I got served a termination of employment notice from Card Factory through the post yesterday, they haven't put me on a shift since December 29th

 

[Kurt.]

I have one sweaty armpit

What's your take on all the money Kong Kenny spent during his time at klanfield mate ?

 

[bigboy]

That bag of rolos was not value for money.

 

[Kurt.]

Hit & miss

Really ??? which were the hits mate ?

 

[Kurt.]

That Uruguayan fella

Yeah.... Only he never signed him did he. Mr. Hodgson made that happen.

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway, who do you think you will get to replace him ?

 

[noharmdone]

Hmm. I'm not your biggest fan am I? Do you discriminate against fellas with one sweaty armpit?

I use dove for the body, and imperial leather for the face ( greasy skin you see )
Do you use the same wash for each pit ?

 

[Degs62]

Just won the lottery







Only $36 though