'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Degs62]

I'm in my car.

 

[Pat's Van]

sorted some stuff out today, didn't take long

 

[Degs62]

I need a poo but not comfortable with a strange bog.

 

[Degs62]

I need a hair cut. Won't take long, don't have much to cut FFS.

 

[Kurt.]

I bought two boxes of cadbury choc chip cookies from pound land yesterday and have almost eaten one box today sat in my office at work.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Bought angle grinder.

Can't be arsed to use angle grinder.

 

[Degs62]

Put me back out FFS, getting old grrrr.

 

[Degs62]

Got a blister on my heel.

 

[Deloodid]

Was suppose to be buying a brand new iphone 5 of me mate, and hes decided to keep it. now hes saying i can buy his dads for the same price. but its not brand new. think i might smack him for being cheeky.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Whomever is answering the phone at the place that's replacing my windshield needs to be moonlighting for a phone sex hotline...been 3 hours since I called and I can still hear her.

 

[Ducans elbow]

My Missus bought us tickets to Roy and Haley from corries on Sadee wtf

Less than 7 days to the start of the FULL ENGLISH tour with the CROPPERS.

*Calgary June 8th Boyce Theatre 1pm & 7pm 1.855.985.5000
*Edmonton June 9th Citadel's Shoctor Theatre 780.425.1820
*Victoria June 11th Royal Theatre 250.386.6121
*Nanaimo: June 12th Port Theatre 250.754.8550
*Vancouver June 14th River Rock Casino 1-855-985-5000 http://youtu.be/XrDAMUa4HKU

 

[bluebud]

http://www.digitaltrends.com/gadgets/dominos-tests-pizza-delivering-drones/?

 

[Deloodid]

http://www.digitaltrends.com/gadgets/dominos-tests-pizza-delivering-drones/?

in about 10 years time, youll see a shady gang of seagull waiting to attack the copter and eat the pizza.

 

[bluebud]

in about 10 years time, youll see a shady gang of seagull waiting to attack the copter and eat the pizza.

Seaguls/lids

 

[carlos21]

got a headacre/