'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[blue61]

I've just eaten a tangerine, there were no pips.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm going in the shower.

 

[Pat's Van]

my packet of jelly beans had a disproportionate amount of yellows

 

[Caveo]

Yesterday I trusted a fart a lil too much , luckerly I was in the shower

 

[micknick]

Lost 7-9 at futsal

 

[DualityNSNO]

Wanted to go to Airbourne (in Glasgow Dec. 6).

Already sold out just as I motivated myself enough to order tickets.


FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brownie86]

I ate too much today and I can feel that there's a big poo on the way x

 

[Kurt.]

I have a poo every night before I go to bed otherwise I can't sleep.... But when I get up in the morning I need another poo.... Funny that yeah.... I should be empty.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I have a poo every night before I go to bed otherwise I can't sleep.... But when I get up in the morning I need another poo.... Funny that yeah.... I should be empty.

Your just full of it

 

[Kurt.]

Your just full of it

Oh ffs......mods ?????

 

[Megefc]

I've got an eyelash in my eye and I lost every game I played when I went bowling

 

[scratchnsurf]

Just put the dog out.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Just resized my avatar.

 

[Bungle]

Just put a benefit claim in and feel proper lazy now.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just connected my phone to my Bluetooth speakers.